The Poem's Of My Life

(a/n: I wrote these poems just so you know.)

My Family

My brother is a weird creepy boy.

My father is exactly the same except he is 41.

My grandmother is in her 60's she eats frozen smoothies.

My mother is the only normal one she can be weird at times and she looks exactly like me.

And as for my self I'm all of that mixed together except I'm 10.

Maddy

My friend Maddy she's weird like me, although she's 11, we talk and we talk about weird things, sometimes we call each other weird names like once I called her Kevin and she called me James. My friend Maddy she's weird like me.

Jess

I have a friend her name is Jess, she's weird like me, only times that by 15, she calls me chocolate and I call her graham cracker we both sing to each other. I have a friend her name is Jess.

Me

I'm a weird child, never ending supply of joke's, I love science and I can make people choke, I'm viscous but I'm friendly too, but if you get on my bad side you might want to run cause you'll never no when I'll come. I'm a weird child.

Laziness

My friend Maddy she's lazy lazy lazy, she always talks about sleep, we can never get her to stop, one day on Friday I said to her I think your laziness has worn off on me.

Wellness

I dread the day we go back to that place that wellness room it disgusts me, it holds so many bad memories, although I can't tell you why, but I can give you a hint you'll never want to go back after what you go through, and I must tell you it's something no fifth grader should have to go through.

Field Trip

We went on a field trip my class and I, I must tell you it was an amazing field trip, it was outdoor and you should know I'm a red head and for that I don't tan, and guess what I forgot I forgot sunscreen and I also forgot I don't tan, and so my arms got fried, oh no they are not burnt to a crisp,although one half of my arms feels like it's in the Sahara desert and the other half feels like it's in the Northern Pacific ocean.

Badminton

Well I must tell you me and my friends pretty much suck at this game, never mind we actually won 555,101.

Ping pong

Me and my friend Maddy tried playing ping pong, and I must admit we sucked, but when I played ping pong with my crush, I wasn't that bad oh but she was.

The amazing adventures of aj

My friend Maddy she's writing a story, it's called the amazing adventures of aj, and I'm afraid that's all I can say.

Inside joke's

My friends and I have these joke's called inside joke's, although I don't know why, I can't tell you any of them because then I would have lied.

Love

Love it's a powerful thing,you'll all have a love sometime.

British People

Here's a list of words Britans say, Banko,Bird,Bikkia,Blimey,Bloke,Bloody,Bloomin,Bugger Off,Brill or Brilliant,Bum,Chat up,Cheeky,Chips,Crisps,Daft,Fit,Flat,Footy,Get on,Gob,Jack-the-Lad,Jam,Jolly,Jumper,Kip,Lad,Mad,Mates,Mum,Pants,Posh,Row,Rubbish,Sithee,Straight away,Takeaway,Trousers,Wicked,Washing. Some of these you may know you say you know all of them I say that's a whole lot of rubbish.

1D

I love 1D, you say you don't, who are you, cause I think you suck.

Germany

Oh Germany Germany, how I love Germany, who are you, say are you from Germany too.

Zoo

I'm opening a zoo, it's called Dogamado, how I love my zoo it's got a kazoo,a two headed Garaiff, a three legged dog and many other exotic animals.

Gummy bears

a b c d e f g gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is peeing on my shoe

now I'm running for my life because the red one has a knife.