Short chapter: don't use pick up lines.

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Gary: hey (Y/N).
(Y/N): hey Gary.
Gary: hey (y/n), I've got a question to ask you.
(Y/n): sure, what is it.
Gary: *grabs (y/n) chest* can I see your...jiggly puffs?
(Y/n):*dark aura forms around her*

*SpongeBob narrator: 2 hours of kicking Gary's a** later.*
Eevee: uh squirtle?
Squirtle: yes?
Eevee: why is your trainer in a trash can?
Squirtle: it's because he used a pick up line on your trainer.
Eevee: *Eevee face palm* I thought everyone knew that they don't work.
Squirtle: not everyone.
Eevee:well, I'm going to catchup with my trainer,see you later. *runs off*
Squirtle:...am I gonna have to fish his behind out of that trash can?
Gary's thoughts: So.Worth.It.

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