In a quiet neighborhood on the outscerts of Auckland, a loud baby sat in his chair and stared at the television. He was watching his favourite TV programme. The 3 annoying oranges, hahahahaha he laughed as the 3 annoying oranges said a joke and then fell in a puddle of wee. The baby laughed so hard that when he stopped all the car alarms in the neighborhood started wailing.... WEEOH.... WEEOH. Then suddenly SPLAT!!!, PLOP!!! and then came a tremendous fart. "Oh no it looks like the baby did a poo poo in his diaper. The baby continued watching his tv programme but not long after the car alarms sounded 1 of the 3 annoying oranges accidentally got a paper cut. "OH NOOOOOO I am going to bleed to death" said the orange "Oh don't be a wose" said the other 2 annoying oranges. "Tell mummy apple that I always loved her." The other oranges were sick of his crying that they went and got him a plarster. The baby somehow found this hysterical. "Hahahaha" the baby laughed. Suddenly thier came sirens in the background.... was it the fire brigade, the police force or was it the ambulance crew. "Oh no the mother of the baby said as she looked outside. It was the military. They had rocket launches on trucks and tanks lined up for miles. "COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!!!" "AND BRING THE HOSTAGE!!!!" After talking to the military the mother found out that they thought that it was someone crying. saying help, help. To this day that one family has to have noise proof walls and window.
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As the old man walked along the once abandoned train tracks you could hear the clinking of his chains dragging behind him, Clink, Clank. The man walks along some more. Then he stops just stops and turns around to see the thing he had been searching for, FOR decades. It was the juronimousraptor, The worlds oldest yet most fercious dinosaur. The dinosaur let out a big, ghastly ROAR and the man was swept to his feet. THe dinosaur started to come closer and coser. but the man did somethig un thinkable. He turned into a huge green monster. The monster charged at the dinosaur but was swung back by the dinosaurs huge power. The man started running knowing that he would not live. But was soon mistaken by the bright lights of a train...... A ghost train filled with a huge ghost army. They shot the man first but before he died he saw the huge dinosaur fall into the ghosts hands and then it all went black.
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The forest was green and lucious, it was as green as the colour it self. You could hear the woodpeckers pecking into the trees to make themself a safe place to sleep for this one night..... the night of the Blood Moon. The time where monsters come out to find all of the meat for dinner. Though some people didn't know this and it just so happened that they chose this night to walk on a night time trip. As the golden sun set on the distant horizon the 2 weary travellers unpacked thier car full of equipment. They walked into the forest as the moon began to rise. Once midnight struck the 2 weary travellers found a cave to sleep for this one night...... Suddenly as they leaned into the cave 2 enormous blood shot eyes opened then the beast that the eyes belonged to walked out of the shadows...... it was a Big Black Bear with the head of a pearly white wolf stood infront of them. It got up onto its hind legs and roared. Suddenly there were 3 more of that exact same species walking to block of the exit. The 2 travellers were trapped inside....... They were never seen again. Ok kids time to go into your tents and sleep. The kids cried "NO" but the leader was always correct so the kids hopped into thier tents. The blood moon then striked midnight. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
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The waves crashed up against the shore of the abandonded lighthouse. The storm thrashed the sea around and struck lightning to the ground. The light house was abandonded because the light had suddenly stopped working for a mysterious reason on a night just like this one. The lighthouse was abandoned except for one animal... an animal so wicked, so terrifying... it was the one and only PINK FLUFFY UNICORN and it was dancing on rainbows inside this little lighthouse. The pink unicorn was the dumbest animal on the planet it knew diddly squat. The only thing it knew was how to turn lights off by using its magical horn. Which explains the tradgedy with the lighthouse. The unicorn was so happy until a mysterious, mouldy, mungrel of a man knocked on the door. He was supposedly getting away from the cops so the unicorn whacked him with her horn and he turned to dust..... POOF!! But he had a bomb on him and the lighthouse when By, by ..... Ka BLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWYYYYYY!!!! The pink fluffy unicorn quickly flys to the small town of KiddlePiggle land where all the magical creatures lived.
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As the sun rose on the horison I lay in my chair on the deck overlooking the ocean. You could hear the brds as they wake up to start a new day, you could hear the waves lightly crash against the sand. I feel relaxed, lucious and slighty stasfied that I had chosen this house. I got up to go and make a cup of tea. I feel lonely, in need of somebody else in my life. Suddenly there was a knock at the door maybe it was a gorgeous glamourise girl.... But when I open the door I find the mail man not quite the gorgeous glamourise girl I was hopeing for. Suddenly CRACK!!!! A bolt of lightning struck down on the tree near by. This day had just turned horrible. As I ran to shut the door to my deck a bolt of lightning struck the deck leaving a black mark of the newly polished stone. After what felt like a year the rain, wind and lightning cleared out of the sky I hear a loud knock at the door, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK. It was the thing I always wanted, what I always needed....... It was that gorgeous glamorise girl.... dog. I needed her to play with to keep me, entertained..... to be my best bud. That is the story of how I got my first dog but in a nicer area.
