Paul X Fieri Adventures

Chapter 4

Paul Blart, puts his phone in his pocket hes confused, but he realizes the only way out of his confusion is to go to flavortown he hops in his Chevy Spark (Lmao search it up) and drives to FlavorTown as this song plays: The Centurians -BullWinkle Part 2

As he drives, he looks out into the dark city Who would he find in flavortown? Would they truly become his ally? Or would they be another enemy? He's finally at flavortown Paul blart parks, and makes his way to the dumpster, as the stranger on the phone directed him to Paul blart drops his sunglasses, as he walks behind the dumpster he reaches down to pick them up at first, but a manicured chubby hand reaches down before him to pick them up Paul blart looks up, stunned to his surprise, he sees Guy Fieri, in a dress with flames on it, in fishnet and heels, smoking a cigarette "Don't worry, Blart.

"I'll get them" Fieri says as he hands him his sunglasses Blart stutters..."T-thank you.." "It's been a while since we've seen each other, old Blart." Guy says, looking into Paul's eyes Fieri blows smoke from his cigarette into Paul Blart's face, making Blart's mouth open "I didn't think I'd ever see you again...not after....THE INCIDENT.." Blart says

Fieri huffs a laugh, and lets his cigarette fall to the ground. "I wasn't planning on seeing you again....but they're after you Paul.." Paul's eyebrows furrow. "What do you mean? Who is?" Guy Fieri looks at Blart tenderly. "They're...robots. From the future. Their main leader is the terminator. He's a hardass, Blart. You don't stand much of a chance alone against him." Paul Blart laughs. "Me? I don't stand a chance? That's not what you would've said last summer...." Fieri rolls his eyes. "Well...people change Blart. They see other's faults. Listen, Blart, these robots are after you. They sure as hell won't stop. I say we uh, team up." Paul Blart shakes his head. "I work alone. You know that." Fieri places a hand to Blart's cheek, leans in, and whispers in his ear, his breath smelling of hamburgers... "Maybe it's time you start having a team" Fieri pulls away and Blart stares at him. "Alright....let's do it. Let's take down these robots." this song plays in the background as they shake hands (Theme Song: Dick Dale -Misirlou)