Paul X Fieri Adventures

Chapter 5

Intro Theme Music: Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith

As they were shaking hands they heard a sound in the distant it was a woman screaming she was yelling ouy "He Stole My Purse!" "some one please help" the woman scream Guy And Blart Look at each other and grin at each other as Blart hops in his Chevy Spark and Guy runs to his Mo ped 50cc (SEARCH IT UP AND FYI ITS YELLOW) they were going of speeds of 30 MPH The crook knew it was no good they were just way to fast He then gave up But blart and Guy love action and they tackle him down then the crook screams "Hey Man! I Said I Gave Up" Paul Then says "Wait A Minute I Know That Scream!" Guy looking at Paul All confused like a puppy.

The crook had ski mask on As Paul takes off his Ski Mask He is Shocked As Well As Guy There Infront tof them stood the God Of Family Movies.... Adam Sandler (LMAO) Paul And Guy Look at Each Other And Look Back At Adam.......... ADAM SANDLER!!!!!!! ???? With Both of there mouths open wide (LOL) "What Are You Doing Here? Here In FlavorTown "Paul exclaims" "Well I wanna help you guys out" Paul and Guy Look at each other Paul And Guy Get up and Then kick Adam Sandler Right in the "FlavorTown" "This is no family movie get the fuck out" Paul screams "A Simple N- No woul-Would've done" said Adam Sandler as he was holding his groin coughing up blood Adam Sandler Then Passes Away in The Hospital Of Blood Loss

"That takes care of that" says Paul Guy Responds "God what's that Guys (<--LoL) Problem He was a good actor back then but now he's just a sell out" Paul then responds back with "I Know Right" So as guy picks up the purse And then returns it to the woman crying on the floor Paul whispers to guy "What A Drama Queen" Guy then Giggles like a Japanese school girl So as the woman's gets up Guy says "here's you're purse miss" But as Paul looks closer to the woman's eyes, Paul then realized something odd The Woman did not look like A Woman As Paul reaches out to pull her hair, Guy Says "PAUL WHAT ARE YO-" Then Paul yanks it off her head then Guy Was Shocked! Both with there mouths open (once Again) ROB SCHNEIDER!!???!! Guy Screams like a Japanese school girl "What the hell are you doing here?" Says guy in shock Rob Then Responds with an "Ughhh" And why are you dressed like a woman?? Guy says still in shock, Paul then says "I Am Sorry, But, we don't got time for this bullshit"Then Paul gets his Glock out and shoots him in the balls Guy then says "Fuck It" Pulls out an AK-47 And sprays and prays into rob Schneider lower half then they High Five Each Other And Jump in mid air And they walk to there next adventure with both there guns out As They are walking Guy then says "I am hungry" Then Paul says "Let's Go Eat, It's On Me" Ending Theme Music: Steven Price - Gravity [Ending Music]