Paul X Fieri Adventures

Chapter 10

**months later**

Guy Fieri sat down, criss cross applesauce from a poker opponent, Gary Black. It's not his first match against Gary, but for some reason he felt...nervous

Gary watched him like a hawk, never losing sight of his moves. Guy Then puts down all his cards

"I'm going all in" He claims, pushing in his 100000 dollars

Gary's eyes bulge

Gary puts down his cards

Guy puts down his

Guy felt his heart sink.

Gary had won

Gary chuckled, pulling in his winnings towards him.

"better luck next time, Fieri" he says, as he lights a cigar

Guy sat there, shocked

he had just wasted all his money..

Gary watched him

Then, he asked

"Why do you do this? Go around, waste all your money...you're basically throwing away your lfe."

Guy sighs and looks away from Gary.

Closing his eyes, Fieri spoke softly

"I do this...because after what had happened a year ago...my will to live died..."

Gary stared at him cigar hanging from his lip. Guy turned back to him. "It was supposed to be a simple job...we had each other and we thought we had it in the bag"

*8FLASHBACK**

The silence that had fallen upon the city following the explosion had stopped

Car alarms went off, people screamed

Guy runs back up the hill extremely quick, in hopes he'll find Paul on the other side

Heart thumping, blood in his veins, Guy runs back into the city to see the destruction

The buildings were blown down, the streets were litered with debris....there was a body in the middle

Guy ran towards the body, crying. It couldn't be Blart, it couldn't....

As he came close to the body, he could see the man before him wasn't his love...IT WAS ARNOLD

Arnold, who's legs were half blown off

Guy crouched down and his tears fell. "Did Blart die you son of a bitch?! Did you see him??!"

Arnold cough a metallic cough. He turned his now half robotic face towards Guy

"He's dead Guy. There's no way he could've survived a bomb inside of him."

Guy started to sob violently.

"This is your fault. If you hadn't planted the bomb inside him....."

Arnold started to laugh weakly

"You could've stopped it. YOU could've saved him. But you didn't. You let him die."

Guy shook his head, not wanting to hear this. But Arnold continued anyway.

"You're just as at fault as I am........

SON."

Guy gasped. He turned his head towards Arnold,confused

"That's right...you're not really Guy Fieri....you're Guy Schwarzenegger"

Guy started to cry more. In the background this song played.. Cats in the Cradle by Harry Chapin

Arnold laughed, looking Guy straight in his eyes. Guy stared back at him, his evil eyes....until the lights in his eyes faded to nothing

Guy got up, and started to frantically call for Paul

But there was no answer

Guy sat down and looked at the destroyed city

He knew there would never be an answer

*BACK TO STORY*

Gary shook his head. "thats quite a story, Guy."

Guy took a long sip of whiskey

"I know. I lived it."

Getting up from his chair, Guy made his way to the exit

"Thanks for the match..." He says to Gary

Guy walked out into the rainy streets

He walked down to the cross walk, and waited for the light to turn

Behind him, he felt a cool breeze and nice touch on his shoulder

"Excuse me? Are you Guy Fieri?"

Guy's face was confused.

He turned, and looked behind him

Behind him, he saw a woman with curly dark brown hair

"Hello" Guy replied, looking at her

"Allow me to introduce myself"

She looked him in the eyes. Guy recognized those eyes

"I'm Maya Blart."

ENDING SONG - OUT OF TIME MAN BY MICK HARVEY

~~~FINN~~~

(LMAO THANKS 4 READING THE ENTIRE THING OMG)