One Girl, One Job, One Bully

Chapter 2: I Broke The Principal

Chapter Two: I Broke The Principal

Larry Hurd is the schools asshole. I hate him, my friends hate him, the teachers hate him, everyone hates him. Well not everyone he has a bully group where he and all the other assholes hang with him but that's not the point. I walk over to my gang of friends. "Hey guys. What's happening?" "Dude why do you look like Medusa?" My friend Drake asked "I had a dream about..." Shit I'm not good at this. "I was studying and then I fell asleep and then Jake poured cold water on my head and I had like 10 minutes to get here so that I wouldn't be late and yea #exhaustion." "Wow so you had a really rough morning. Haha sucks to be you right now." My other friend Tyler exaggerates. "Shut up it's not my fault, it's my stupid idiot Brother Jakes fault." I whine. Wow I'm really good at this whining business. "Meh I don't care. Let's get to class." We walk to our lockers which coincidentally are next to each other. "What do I have? Oh no! Oh why... the pain! I have 1/2 History" Wow I should really look into this whining business because I'm getting really good at it. "OMG shut up with the whining you sound like a dying puppy." Tyler yells in which I do actually shut up for a change. "What do you guys have?" "Ooo yay 1/2 Physics" Tyler exclaims "Philosophy" Drake murmurs under his breath. "Well I'll see you all later" BRING-A-DING-A-LING. There goes the bell and I'm already late for class. I get to the door where I see Mrs Shannon has already started the class. I walk in quietly as she is writing some gibberish onto the board. "Mr Logan why are you late once again" I swear to the lord that teachers have literal eyes at the back of their heads. "I um had to go to the bathroom." I lie as I stand there making a fool of myself. "Mr Logan stop lying to me. I will see you at lunchtime." She turns around to write me a detention slip and then screams while falling backward knocking her head on the whiteboard. "Oh shit Mrs Shannon. Are you ok?" I ask throwing my books onto the free desk and rushing over to aid her "DO I LOOK OKAY TO YOU?!?! YOU SCARED THE BLOOMING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME YOU WRETCHED IDIOT!?!? EXPECT A VISIT TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!" Well I didn't think I could scare the living daylights out of somebody just from what I look like but apparently I can. I take a seat in the front row and I can feel the glaring eyes of my peers staring at the back of my head. I focus on the work that the teacher has set for us for this lesson and I work my ass off to get it done so that I have less homework tonight. I am on the last question when I hear the loud piercing noise that is the bell. As I walk back to my locker to get my books for the next class I hear over the speaker. "Could Travis Logan please come to the principal's office, Travis Logan." I put my books in my locker and check what I would have next. "Oh thank goodness I miss out on Biology. Yes!!!" I fist bump the air and then remember that I have to go to the principal's office. Well I'm happy that I miss out on Biology because those were the books that got left on my desk. I trudge to the principal's office because I have been called upon to go there. I walk to the office door and give it a knock. "Come in Mr Logan" God I hate it when the principal is nice to you when you're in trouble. "Hi Mr Burgundy" I say just to be polite and potentially save me from a detention which I know it won't but hope is what keeps us alive. Right? "Mr Logan, Mr Logan please take a seat." I snap out of my daydreams and take a seat feeling very awkward and squeamish. "How's your mum Travis?" What does this creep think he's doing? "Um...ahh... She's good." Thank god I am the king at deadpanning conversations because to be honest if he asks- "How's Joey? Is he doing fine in University?" He asks. Wow just wow "Um yeah he's um doing ok. Getting good grades I think." He stares at me, hopefully sensing the fact that I really don't want to talk. "Ok. Now I have been informed that you have hurt pushed over a teacher and that your uniform isn't the best it could be." He asks in a matter-of-factly-voice. "I didn't exactly hurt her" I mutter under my breath. "Excuse did you want to interject or correct me?" He death glares at me and uses an I-heard-what-you-said type of tone. "She fell over from a fright." I admit. "And I'm assuming that it was from how you are dressed for school today." "Yes your assumptions are correct but remember Mr Burgundy. Assuming makes an ass out of you and me." I state as a fact. My Dad used to tell me this all the time. "Please Mr Logan I don't need your smart ass comments." He harshly spits at me. "Sorry sir." Sir he hates the name sir. Well I'm done for. Say your prayers Travis, I'm going to hell. Amen. "What did you just call me?" Now his face is looking like a cherry. I think he may explode. "Um I-um I called you-um Sir." Now he is going to literally explode like poof. Eyes, ear, brains, bones flying everywhere. "Sir- I mean Mr Burgundy, are you ok?" I ask. Now I have definitely messed it all up now. "I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT! AFTER SCHOOL DETENTION!?!!?!!" Yep he exploded. I get up from my seat and basically walk out smoothly and once out of his room I bolt to my locker where I go to my next class. I think I just broke the principal.