Spotted socks, spotted socks,
They gave me the chicken pox.
In my feet I feel a full tingle,
I get a craving for a Pringle.
Now my feet are really wet,
And I think my name is Chet.
Everything I see is green,
I sneeze outa small pinto bean.
The bean is really stinky,
Hmm, this whole thing seems kind of hinky.