One damn day I was walking in the park and I saw this random pizza that was stranded on a seat! I walked towards the pizza ok ok I ran but when I got there a man said I was stealing. I told the man to get a life then I was in the floor! Damn that man! I got up and said to the man " hey I...I didn't mean what I said." He forgave me by punching me to the ground again, but hey at least he forgave me. So I went to grab a slice but then a giant frisbee whacked me on the head! "Ouch!" I said while rubbing my head. "Can't I just get I slice of pizza!" When I went to grab some pizza the third time I saw some.....some....some CHICKEN! I love chicken but my mum says the only crime is stealing chicken. I've never disobeyed my mum! Well ok maybe a few times but never like this. Oh man I had to decide. "Oh the heck with it!" I said. I took a piece of pizza and shoved it in my mouth! "I did it I shouted!!!! But write then the people who owned the pizza came back. "Ehhhh I'm so sorry he he oh dang it I'm screwed!"I said. As a matter of fact I was screwed that family bet me up in places I've never been touched before!
THE END!
