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21. Hi, my name is...

21. Hi, my name is...

It's nice when an author knows the important stuff about their characters. Like, for example...I don't know, their name, maybe? Just try reading something like this:

"'Hey, Jessica!' I said.

'Hey!' Jessika said back. 'What did you think of that math test?'

'It was pretty difficult,' I admitted, but Jehsicah just smiled. Jaescikka was the top student of our class, so she probably passed that test with flying colours. Gesecah was smart like that.

'What do you mean? Statistics is sooo easy!' Jgaessickah exclaimed.

I rolled my eyes. 'Well, you should tutor me some time, Jjjehhcsickca. By the way, how do you spell your name again?'

'J-G-J-3-$-$-{-C-(-K-K-@-A-H-H-H-P,' she replied. "The P is silent."

'Okay, thanks a ton, Gjaehssssssssssssscikkafalskdfj.'"

Seriously, it's your own character. YOU MADE THEM UP. Don't you even remember how to spell their name properly? If not, then I really don't recommend you go work as a Starbucks barista.

Dedicated to coffeeandthings, who has had some interesting experiences with Starbucks baristas who can't spell names.

(Btw guys I'm kidding, Starbucks baristas are pretty great *insert thumbs up here*)