I'm the duck you've read about. Yea I know, why am I listening to a duck. The answer is simply because ive already peaked your interest. I live in the south side of the duck village. Nobody dares to live or even breath the same air from the south side. Why do I live there? Because I don't give a Fuck. Wanna hear a joke?
Knock, knock
...(whose there)
*BANG*
Your dead body
I this joke came to me earlier while I was at some ducks house. Shortly before I murdered him at his doorstep and stole his car.
