The Life of Phillip

The Beggining (each part is one whole book #IMLAZYYYY)

"Grandma, is today story day?" asked a young child.

"Yes, yes it is," replied the grandma. Then the grandma started telling the story. The story went like this.

Once there was young child about twelve years old, he lived a very abnormal life. He did normal things like sleeping, going to school, eating, and drinking water but strange things happen to him, daily. The reason this happens is that the child, Phillip, was a baby he banged his head on a pineapple, how a pineapple made his life weird no one knows.

So now that Phillip is twelve he is in the 6th grade. He wasn't the "popular student" nor the student without friends he was just a normal student. The only thing that makes him abnormal is that once every day one weird thing happens to him. So when the weird thing happens he has to hide it from all the other students. One example of a weird thing that happened to him is that one day is in the middle of a test, a math test. What happened was he started floating until everyone looked at him and everyone was in awe, then he fell and everyone screamed.

This is the story of his weirdest year ever, his 6th grade year. It was his craziest year he ever has had in his whole life.

Phillip woke up at 7:45 A.M. and screamed, "I only have fifteen more minutes until school starts!"

Phillip speeded and got to school one minute early. This was his first day of school. He just moved here so it was a new state, new town, and the worst yet, a new school. He just left Arkansas, where he had the famous math people do his math homework, now in this state where he moved to, Ohio, he had to do his own work, harder work. Also he had exactly zero friends at this school. The only "friend" he had in this state was his dog, Phyllip, isn't that a very creative name? He named his dog Phyllip because he wanted the dog to be named after him but that would be weird so he named the dog Phyllip.

The bell for school rings and he enters the school and goes to his classes. Then he had a plain normal day, until the last class of his day. In the last class, right before the leave end of school bell rang and he started turning purple, luckily he was saved by the bell.

He left school to see someone moving in as his new neighbor.

"A new person," he murmured annoyed at the moving people.

He went inside and looked out his window. He saw and heard that his neighbor's son was the same age and about the same height as him, he heard.

"That kid will be your friend, you shall wait for a good time and tell him your secret, the weird one," said a random voice.

"Am I going crazy or did I just hear a random voice?" said Phillip.

"You're hearing me, your conscience, I am who you are hearing, I am here to help you get out of these situations and only you and that kid next door, the new one, can hear me," said his conscience.

"So when do I tell him the secret?" asked Phillip.

"Tomorrow, he will be alone at a lunch table at school, you must tell him there, if you don't he will move away or never talk to you again, make sure only he can hear you, or bad things may happen," said his conscience.

"What if he tells someone else about it?" asked Phillip.

"He will not, he is new, he has no friends yet," replied his conscience.

"Ok," said Phillip.

"Good," said the conscience.

"I don't trust this, I've never heard of a 'combined conscience' in my entire life, I'm just going to go along with it and try to find out what it is later," thought Phillip.