[1]......Teacher: andhon mein kaana raja, iska matlab samja sakte ho. Student: ji haan ! Jase hamari class mein aap. [2]........Teacher: tumhen koi ghada hi pada sakta hai. Student: sir, aap theek kehte hain, yehi sochkar pitaji ne mujhe aapke paas bheja hain. [3].......Teacher: "delhi mein kuttabminar hai. [ek student so raha tha.] teacher ne usse poocha, batao meine kya kaha. Student: sir delhi mein ek kutta bhimaar hai.
