Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An impasta
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Q. Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A. The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"
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Q. Why cant you give Elsa a balloon?
A. Because she will let it go
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Q. Why did the picture go to the frame?
A. Because it was framed
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Q. What do you call security guards working outside a Samsung shops?
A. Guardians of the Galaxy
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Q. What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A. It barked with de-light
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Q. What is the tallest building in the world?
A. The library! It has the most stories!
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Q. What bow cannot be tied?
A. A rainbow
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Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A. Spring time
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Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A. A bed
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones
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Q. What goes through town, up and over hills, but dose not move?
A. The roads
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Q. What do you call a funny mountain?
A. Hill-arious
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Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A. Frostbites
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Q. What starts with a "P" and ends with a "E' and has millions of letters in it?
A. Post office
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