Boyfriend: Hey baby how are you?
Boyfriend: Sweetie? I have to tell something..
Girlfriend: What my love?
Boyfriend: I don't think this is working out..
Girlfriend: What the hell I just bought you a 1,000 dollar watch. What am I supposed to do with it? Gosh. I never did anything wrong! I loved you bitch! Is there another guy?!
Boyfriend: No. I just wanted to know what you got me for the anniversary. See you at 7 for dinner ;D