RISSA: Finally! A chance to update! Hey people's! Today is, as you can probably tell, Annoying Things Teachers Do, and trust, there's alot.
CANDY: Heyy. So 1. Teachers always say write this down it'll be on the test. Day of the test its not on there. Or it's vice versa. They say something won't be on the test and it's there. Like what the skittles how am I supposed to know who Charles the II Is married to and then they got divorced but then they had a kid?! That's way off history...
RISSA: Oh God, story of my life. 2. Why are you guys packing up? We have... 2 seconds left of learning to do!; No exaggeration needed. Teachers want you to stay with your butt in that chair until the last juicy second of class. Then when you're late it's like 'oh, it's not my fault you don't pack up quick enough' it just annoys me.
CANDY: 3.when they say "the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do". I'm like WHAT THE PANCAKE. We have a bell for a reason. When you come over the loudspeaker and make a ringing sound like the bell then come talk to me. Like don't give me that crap.
RISSA: 4. Write this down, and if you don't get it, that's your problem. THEN THEY STAND RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE BOARD. You want to yell MOVE LADY! Then when she finally moves out of the way it's like copying time is up, moving on. And you're like dude -_-
CANDY: 5. I hate when they tell you their favorite period. Like what the cheese? Um no one gives a cracker on which period is your favorite because let's be real we all want to leave and go home. I also hate when they're teaching and they expect us to not breathe. This is what happens.
Teacher- so PI is an irrational number because-
Me- *sneezes*
Teacher-IM NOT THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO LEARN THIS!!*blah* WE ARE GOING TO SIT IN SILENCE UNTIL THE BELL RINGS.
Like what the shizzlenuts man. I would rather be in the hunger games than to hear this teacher scream at me.CANDY: That's all from me. I love all my teachers even though they can make me mad at times but I mean they have a hard job dealing with all the idiots in my school, so I don't blame them. I be like NO ONE TALK TO ME. So yeah let's wrap this up like a burrito so PEACE.
RISSA: And...
CANDY: Oh By they way guys today is David's and I's 3 month anniversary.
RISSA: Yayyyyyyyyy Congrats!!!!! But anyway bye cheese balls!!!!! See you soon. Oh, and those of you that support WattCon, I am one of you!!! Lol I want it bad.
~Byeeeeee~
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