YO MAMMA YO MAMMA

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yo mammas so poor ducks throw bread at her

yo mammas so stupid she got trapped in a super market and starved to DEATH!

Yo mammas so ugly santa said ho ho holy shet thats an ugly
bich.

yo mammas so old her first christmas was the first christmas.

yo mammas so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

yo mammas so stupid she tried to climb mountain Dew

yo mammas so fat her belly botton get's home 20 minutes before her.

Yo mammas so ugly freddy fazber and his friends hide from her.

yo mammas so short u can see her legs on her drivers lisencse

yo mammas so ugly she give freddy crueger nightmears.

FINALE
#yo mamma's so ugly she has to be your mamma#

~Tabaré

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 12, 2015 ⏰

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