Once upon a time in a Women's Hospital a woman named Felicia gave birth to a demon disguised as a normal cute baby named Felicia Jr. Felicia was very happy about Felicia Jr. So Felicia took Felicia Jr. to the Felicia store. When momma Felicia went to work baby Felicia got out and went crazy. Baby Felicia screamed, "YOLO" and tore up the house. When Momma Felicia got home from Lowe's Food baby Felicia said "Fuck you momma" and momma Felicia said, "Bye Baby Felicia." Baby Felicia Jr. Sat in the living room crying to the tune of the song from Insidious. And from that day on Baby Felicia had to care for herself and go out into the world.
