Hi people, this is my story. If you are North Korean, I welcome you. If you are American, get the hell out. Let's begin my story. I was just 5 years old when I killed a dragon. I was very muscular. As I grew older, I knew I had to hide my powers. So I disguised myself as the sexy man you see today. Right now, I am on a jeep in the jungle. We are being ambushed. I see one man going "Tell my wife and mostly my kids they were accidents! OH SHIET! HE JUST DIED. HE WENT ALL BOOM BOOM BOOM! Not much to say right now, so I must tell you my life before. In west Philadelphia, born and raised, on a playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out maxing relaxing and shooting some nukes out side the school. Heeheehee. Then I moved to Tatooine where I got a lightsaber when I sat on it because I am muscular. Americans say it is because I am fat. They're lying. They want you to think North Koreans eat burgers and cats. WE EAT DOGS!!! When I was 24, I built a motor boat. But, I will end the chapter her.
