Big Bertha is a woman like no other. When she lay asleep at night, Big Bertha gains 679 pounds. Then, she runs her mom out of the house by farting all of her weight out.
Big Bertha always wondered what it would be like to be a pinata. She thought it would be quite fun to be filled with candy. She thought she could just barf when she was hungry, that then eat all of her barf. So that night, she dreamed about being a pinata. Big Bertha was about as big as a hot air balloon!There were millions of little kids beating her with a stick, and with each hit came a scream from Big Bertha. They kept hitting her until she threw up. It was very sad because Big Bertha thought she could eat her own throw up but since she was tied to a VERY sturdy tree, she couldn't.
Big Bertha woke up the next morning screaming thinking she was still a pinata being hit with a stick by tiny little children.Her mom rushed into the room, ignoring the awful fart smell, and told Big Bertha she was safe and that it was going to be okay.
Well, Big Bertha thought. I guess that's just another memory to put in the books.
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Big Bertha: Sky's the Limit
HumorIn this book of short stories, a woman like no other named Big Bertha conquers the world and sees what it has in store for her.
