Calum: hey guys
Michael: hoe what u want
Luke: is this gonna be a serious conversation? Or am I just gonna have to sit through another Malum malfunction?
Michael: first off
Michael: fuck u
Calum: ya
Calum: what he said
Michael: awe bby <3
Calum: I gotchu bby
Luke: *gags*
Michael: *hoping he dies while gagging*
Luke: r00d
Ashton: has anyone seen my hair ties??? :'(
Michael: go to Claire's and get some more lololol
Ashton: r00d
Calum: guys things have been slow af in the fam
Michael: fr fr all I'm getting are directs asking me to either punch someone in the face or fuck someone lolololololol
Calum: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
Michael: FINALLY
Michael: WHEN AND WHERE BBY I'M HORNY AF
Ashton: pls refrain from being dirty in this chat
Luke: amen
Luke: yes thank u
Ashton: praise meeee
Luke: *praises u*
Ashton: let's just all worship Ashton k? k.
Calum: OR WORSHIP SATAN?
Luke: no
Ashton: no
Michael: yes?
Ashton: UM NO
Calum: UM YES
Luke: ANYWAYS
Michael: shhhh let them finish
Ashton: I'M NOT GONNA BE IN A BAND THAT WORSHIPS SATAN WTF NO
Calum: WHERE TF U BEEN WE'VE BEEN WORSHIPING SATAN SINCE THE ORIGINS OF THIS BAND
Micahel: true
Luke: true
Ashton: WHAT
Calum: see????/??//???/.?!#$@#$@??
Ashton: THAT'S IT
Ashton: I'M LEAVING THE BAND
Luke: ASHTON WHAT
Calum: pffff and then what? Go back to ur job at KFC?
Ashton: THAT WAS A GREAT JOB SHUT UP
Luke: bby no pls
Ashton: it WAS
Luke: CALUM LOOK WHAT U STARTED
Michael: BABY LOOK WHAT YOU DONE TO ME (whoa)
Ashton: SHUT UP
Calum: BABY LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DOOONE NOW (whoa)
Ashton: SCREW U ALL
Luke: ......
Luke: baby I'll never leave if you keep hooolding me this waaaayyy
Ashton: I FEEL SO BETRAYED
Luke: it's a good song srry
Ashton: jUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN
Calum: SHUT UP
Ashton: I'M SUPERMAN WITH THE WIND ON HIS BACK, SHE'S LOIS LANE
Michael: HOW DID THIS CONVERSATION GET FROM TWITTER, MALUM SEX, WORSHIPING SATAN, ASHTON'S SHITTY KFC STORY, THEN TYPING LYRICS???????
Ashton: LIFE IS NO NINTENDO GAME
Michael: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M LAUGHING
Luke: aka the minds of 5SOS
Calum: SUCH MAJESTIC, MUCH COOL
Calum: ....wait
Michael: tf what?
Calum: GUYS, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
YOU ARE READING
Band Texts (5SOS) (Lashton & Malum) (BoyxBoy)
Humor5SOS trash with Lashton & Malum (but some c.a.l.m as well) hope you enjoy!
