Hi I'm Nyan cat and I'm gonna kick some amazing monster butt and go on amazing adventures and I'm an alcholic and get get drunk a lot with my best friends demon cat and heaven cat and
I will make more friends and boose money.I promise you this will be the most amazing story you will read for a sci-fi comedy
-NYAN CAT
Chapter 1
So I'm at the bar hanging with my friends and we're getting some girls (well trying and all of the girls rejected by all of them because I was drunk an I dont know if demon or Angel cat were)
So as I get drunk I get mean and fart extra rainbows so it's easy to tell if I'm drunk. Whean we head home in our dimension house where you enter your room through one magical door we all go through to get to our room.I don't know what everyone else's room looks like but its simple I have a room thats a 17 by 19 (ft) and I hav e a flat screen tv in the middle of my left wall (30 in) a bunk bed in the right corner and a gaming console with cable and a bathroom in front of my bed.so I was so tired so I took a nap in my bed.
So I wake up and demon cat and heaven cat are fighting again (in the real world) I could hear them through the magical door (not the first time this happened)
So I walk through the door and see demon cat thow a brand new table so I yelled "stop fighting I'm sick and tired of it and that was a new table and your not supposed to throw at each other and you know that!!!!!!!!" "Well it's not my fault the fight started."said demon cat heaven cat teleported
(one of her powers)to the door and went to her room."I'm going to check on the mail." I said.I go check the mail and whean I did there was one envelope with special writting on it and I knew exactly what it was so I super rainbow farted to the house and told everyone to get out of where ever they were at and go to the kitchen and I'll tell you what I have for us .So demon cat and heaven cat go in the kitchen and
I say "we have a mission!!!!!!" heaven cat and demon cat were
supprised and yelled "we have a MISSION????!!!!! " yup" so demon cat and heaven cat rip open the envelope and it was red so we open the paper and it says
"You have been accepted to kill some stuff again and get money"
So I yelled "YAY MORE BOOSE Money!!!!!" So we kept reading the paper "If you screw this up you will never get money or missions AGAIN FOR EVER so don't FUCK this up so meet us at the H.Q." "all right guys suit up"
