There once was a girl named Lauren. She played baseball, but she really should've played softball because she's a girl. She was in love with Gavley. Gavley played on her terrible baseball team. They've never even won a single game! Yup, they stink!
Well, one day when they were at practice, Lauren asked Gavley out. They shouldn't even be a couple because the guy is supposed to ask the girl out! See, they're just an accident waiting to happen! So Gavley can't shut up about Lauren! He's all like, "Me and Lauren are riding together to baseball practice!"
Then they broke up!
