Minecraft short stories

Part:1 the cat and the frog

There was a cat named aphmau who was just skipping happily down the road. But then she saw a frog on the side of the road. he was not happy. She asked him "what's the matter little frog?" In reply he said " no one will kiss me." Aphmau was confused and asked "i will kiss you and turn you into a princess" (kiss sound). "why thank you for rescuing me" he said. and then the cat and the frog got married and they had bad relationship problems and they had to see a counselor and it was over before it even began. " well you know what if you wouldn't bring your problems home we wouldn't have problems." he yelled. "well you know what didn't actually become a frog in the first place who got into that problem there uh?" she yelled back." He stands up "but no one else would kiss me!" He yelled. (Narrator stands by a gravestone and says) here lies their relationship. (😂)