1. Scrape your silverware really loud on the plates and stuff.
2. Kick everybody next to you and when they look at you look all mad at the other person next to you.
3. Breath, slurp and chew really loudly.
4. Ask everybody how their day was and when they answer, interrupt them and tell some completely uninteresting story about the water bubbler or something.
5. If and when you say your prayers, make them last reeeeeeeeeaaaaalllly long so people have to wait, like, 20 minutes to eat their food.
YOU ARE READING
I'm Annoying
Short StoryHi my name is Jesse! This is a book full of short stories and random things that you can read in small bursts to pass the time! Why don't you just click that little add to library button? It motivates me to write more! --Jesse✌
