Harry Potter Facebook Chats

Hi. Just wanted to make a facebook chat. Hope it's funny. Or it'll probably waste your time. It's mostly year by year chats and starts with first year

Love,

Anne.

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Ron Weasley status update: This is a really cool site!

Harry: It's about time you discovered this.

Hermione: lol. True story.

Ron: hey! Thats mean! :(

Molly: well they are right, Ronald. Me and your father has known about this for ages.

Ginny: i've known about this ever since you started Hogwarts! :))

Harry: so ron, want to go look at my parents in the mirror of erised?

Ron: i can only see myself, only i'm older. And I've won the house cup. I'm quidditch captain too!

Draco: wow weasley... Potter sees his parents but you see yourself outshining your brothers? That's shallow and that's coming from me.

Fred: he's right. Harry wants to see his parents...but you want to be as funny as me and george-

George: a prefect like percy-

Arthur: quidditch star like charlie-

Molly: and a head boy like bill? I'm sorry dear but they are right. You are shallow

Ron: *blushes*

Harry: and he said that if he achieved any of that, it wouldn't matter anyway since he wouldn't be first.

Molly: ronald! We did not raise you up to be like this!

Harry: oh and mrs weasley? He says he hates maroon and corned beef too

Molly: what?

Harry: he says there's always a flaw with whatever you give him

Molly: FLAW?!

Ron: thanks harry. Note sarcasm

Hermione: *gasp* i didn't know ron weasley knows what sarcasm means. Good job ron!

Fred and George: *sniggers*

Molly: harry, ronald, what do you mean FLAW?!

Harry: well he said that he hates maroon yet you make his weasley sweater that color. And he hates corned beef but that was the sandwich you gave him for the train

Fred: ooh busted

Ron: what is this? Bully ron day?

Hermione: yes it is! Didn't you get my memo?

Arthur: what's a memo?

Hermione: never mind mr weasley

Ron: i hate you lot...