Full house: Middle Aged crazy (Discontinued)

Chapter 1

This is the episode where gia and her friends persuade Stephanie to smoke. She still refuses but this still she actually feels like telling someone instead of acting like a different person and telling it on the radio) Enjoy the story!
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Third Person
Becky: *enters the kitchen* Thanks Steph for watching the boys while I go shopping, it's easier to go through the cookie aisle without four arms reaching for it.
Stephanie: I can babysit them everyday.
Becky: but what about your new friend?
Stephanie: Well you se-
*Before Stephanie can say anything, DJ enters the kitchen*
DJ: Guess what?! I passed the SAT's!!!!
Becky: Omg congrats *she gives DJ a hug*
*Danny, Joey, and Jesse walk inside*
DJ: Dad, I passed the SAT's.
Danny: U passed the SAT's?! That's my girl *he gives DJ a kiss on the forehead* I'm so proud of you *he smiles*
Jesse: I'm so proud of you Deej, I knew you were a smart girl.
Joey: We should celebrate!
*Michelle runs into the kitchen*
Michelle: Guys! *she jumps for 5 seconds then stops* I know silent letters! Like thumb, watch, comb, and hour!!!
Jesse: my little munchkin!!! *picks her up and kisses her cheek* so proud of you. *he puts her down*
Michelle looks at Jesse with a confused look for a second then smiles.
Becky: Wow! Congrats Michelle!!
Joey: Double celebration tonight! Let's go out to eat!
Everyone except Stephanie: Yea.
Stephanie: Guys I want to te-
Danny: Not now Steph tell us later get ready for the dinner.
Stephanie: Uncle Jesse I have this pro-
Jesse: Not now Steph, get ready for dinner.
Stephanie: Joey I-
Joey: Not now Steph.
*Everyone leaves to get ready while Stephanie is still in the kitchen*
Stephanie: How rude! *she storms off*
At Restaurant Resale (I'm not good at creating restaurant names)
Danny: So Michelle, what do you want for dinner?
Michelle: I want pasta with chicken on top.
Joey: Your wish is our command.
Jesse: Deej what do you want.
DJ: Oh what about tacos with fries on the side.
Danny: Anything you want.
Stephanie: Well I want fish sticks with mashed potatoes.
Danny: Steph no way, how about macaroni and cheese with fries?
Stephanie: *rolls her eyes* Dad, I'm in middle school now I can decide my own food.
Danny: I don't care, you're getting what I said and that's final!
Stephanie: *mumbles* those two always get whatever they want whenever they want.
Joey: What was that?
Stephanie: Nothing.
Waitress: What do you want to drink?
DJ: I'll have a strawberry-banana smoothie please
Michelle: I want a chocolate milkshake!
Stephanie: and I'll have a blueberry smoothie!
Danny: yes for the first two and for the third just lemonade will be fine.
Stephanie: *rolls her eyes* Dad why do you have to be so annoying.
*Danny ignores her and pays attention to Michelle*
Waiter: The meal will be here soon.
Michelle: An hour!
Danny: Michelle, your so good with silent words.
DJ: I thought I would fail but I passed.
Becky: Well as long as you passed Deej, that's all that matters.
*An hour later*
Danny: Look here comes the food!
*All of the food is handed to each person*
Michelle: Let's dig in!
Jesse: *food in his mouth* This food is really good we have to come here more often.
Everyone else is chowing down while Stephanie picks her food.
Becky: Sweetie, is everything ok?
Stephanie: *sarcastically* Yea, everything's great.
Joey: If your not gonna eat your food, can I have it?
Stephanie: *sighs, gives the plate to Joey, and says sarcastically* Merry Christmas.
Joey: Oh boy thanks!
*After all of the food is finished*
Joey: *rubbing his belly* That was so good.
Stephanie: Okay now I can tell you guy my pro-
Danny: Hold it up Steph, the dessert is here.
*Two waiters bring ice cream, cheesecake and cake*
Michelle: Look chocolate cake just for me!
DJ: Oreo ice cream with cheesecake just for me?!
Danny: Of course Deej, your the superstar.
Stephanie: As I was sayi-
Becky: Hold it Steph, they're singing a song.
Waitresses: *singing* congratulations to you, congratulations to you, congratulations to Michelle and DJ, congratulations to u!
Everyone except Stephanie: *clapping* Yay!!!
Jesse glances at Stephanie and starts to feel guilty*
Stephanie: Now I have a chance okay so I was in scho-
Danny: Photo time! Michelle and DJ get together. *Michelle and DJ sit next to each other and smile*
Danny: Say cheese!
Michelle and DJ: cheese!
*Danny snaps the photo*
Danny: Awwwww isn't that the cutest thing you ever seen.
Jesse: Yea.. *looks at Steph and her head is down* cute I guess.
Joey: Jess, it's the first and the last born together it's ultra cute.
Becky: So sweet.
Nicky and Alex: *chanting* Michelle and DJ!!
Everyone except Stephanie: Michelle and DJ! Michelle and DJ!!!
Jesse: *sarcastically* yea Michelle and DJ woo!
Becky: *hits Jesse on the arm* don't be sarcastic Jess appreciate the girls.
*Jesse rolls his eyes and takes a sip of his water*
Stephanie: HELLLO?! *stands up* Does anyone want to hear my story?!
Stephanie grabs a knife and throws it at Danny.
Danny: *ducks* Hold on Steph tell us later!!
Stephanie: NO dad, cut the "tell us later crap"
*Everyone gasps but Jesse is smirking*
Joey: what's got into you Steph.
Stephanie: IM SICK OF EVERYONE PAYING ATTENTION TO ONLY MICHELLE AND DJ! WHAT ABOUT THE MIDDLE CHILD!!!!! NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME ANYMORE!!!!! *she throws her chair and it lands on the table causing it to break*
Michelle: *tearing up* Noooo! The food! My cake! Daddy!
DJ: Steph, how could you d-
Stephanie: Shut up! I'm leaving! Why am i saying that? Nobody will care anyways!
*she storms off*
Jesse: *gets up* I'll talk to her.
Danny: No sit down, she's being unappreciative.
Jesse: Danny, she just wanted to tell us a problem and we've been ignoring her all day.
Danny: Jesse sit down.
Jesse: No I'm going outside and if you want to call me names than go right ahead.
Danny: Okay Hermes *laughs*
Jesse: *grabs Danny's shirt collar and says angrily* Don't do DARE call me Hermes even again! *shoves him*
Becky: Jesse, what the hell?!
Jesse: No all of you guy are what the hell?! *he pauses* that doesn't make sense but I don't give a shit!
*Everyone gasps and watches him snatch his coat and leave*
Joey: He has problems sometimes. Why did you marry him Beck?
Becky: Don't know. I should've married you instead *she and Joey laugh*
Outside of the restaurant
Stephanie: *crying* nobody cares about my damn problems it's always *mimicking her dad's voice* hold on Steph or later Steph. They don't love me. *hears a voice* that's not true. *turns around and sees Jesse standing behind her*
Jesse: *sits next to Stephanie* We do love you or I do at least.
Stephanie: It always seems whenever DJ and Michelle do something terrible they are always either get a warning or get away with it but when I do something terrible I always get caught and punished for it. it's like Dad favorites them over me! *she crosses her arms* it just isn't fair!
Jesse: listen um, I stood up for you back there at the restaurant while you were gone. I couldn't bear to see the family treat you like crap anymore.
Stephanie: Uncle Jesse thank so much you *she hugs him then lets go* I feel like you're the only one who cares about me and understands the way I can feel. I wish you were my dad instead of clean freak.
Jesse: *laughs* how can nobody love you. *he wraps his arm around her* Your hilarious, strong, brave, kind and you always put always before yourself. Honestly, Steph do you wanna live in a house where NO ONE loves you?
Stephanie: No, I want to leave.
Jesse: We can by running away, never coming back, and starting a new life.
Stephanie: but what about Michelle? Isn't she your munchkin.
Jesse: She used to be. Michelle is starting to hate me more and more everyday. we used to be so close but now she's starting to follow in her father's footsteps. Ever since she was 5 she did.
Stephanie: How come she didn't mind when u called her munchkin this morning.
Jesse: cause she was happy, other times she says *imitating Michelle* I'm Michelle uncle meanie! Michelle! Get that straight already!
Stephanie: That is mean. but what about Becky and the twins?
Jesse: my sons don't like me anymore cause Danny persuaded them how "bad" I am and Becky and I are losing our spark. We argue almost every day now. It's not like how it was before *tearing up* a-and I-I j-just feel so unloved.
Stephanie: Dad can be such a jerk. I think you're pretty cool and awesome *she hugs him again*
Jesse: Thanks Steph, you are the only family I have now. So at 2:00am we will meet at the garage to start our new life. *he kisses her on the forehead*
Stephanie: Let's leave a note too. I love you uncle Jesse.
Jesse: Steph your a genius and I love you too *he kisses her on the forehead again* lets go back to the restaurant. *he stands up*
Stephanie: *stands up* Okay
They both enter the restaurant
Jesse: she's okay now guys. Hello? Hello? Have Mercy!
*All the tables are flipped over, food is all over the place, the chairs are broken, the wall paper is ripped, Stephanie sees a waiter under a table that's not broken*
Waiter: Please don't hurt me I know where the money is!
Stephanie: I'm not going to hurt you.
Waiter: You were with that crazy family. The tanners. They've destroyed everything. They've wrecked the place.
Jesse: Why would they do something like that?
Waiter: cause a really tall man was mad that her got his tied ruined so he gave us the money and started to flip over the tables, these two little children were ripping the chairs, two girls were angry and broke two chairs and a woman ripped the wall paper as you can see.
Stephanie: I'm so sorry, my family can be buttholes.
Jesse: Thank you for telling us sir we will be going *picks Stephanie up and puts her on his back* let's go.
Stephanie: Alright! A piggy back ride! Just like the good old times.
At the household
*Jesse and Stephanie enter, everyone is giving them glares*
Jesse: Look is the restaurant destroyers.
Michelle: Look it's uncle meanie.
Danny: the guy who ruined my favorite tie.
Stephanie: Big woop so what dad? You flipped three tables over that's worse!
Joey: *arms crossed* you shouldn't be saying anything you threw broke a table.
Jesse: *rolls his eyes* You guys broke more than 5! That's more idiots!
Becky: *slams her fork on the table* How can you just say that?!
Jesse: Cause you guys treated Steph like crap and then ruining a restaurant like what the hell was that for?!
Becky: *getting up at jesse's face* If you're just gonna yell at us all day about what we DIDNT DO and act like a jerk then we are through!Jesse: Good I was about to break things off anyway!
*Becky gasps and throws a fork at Jesse*
Becky: I hate you!
Jesse: Hate you more!
Nicky and Alex: Meanie Daddy!!!
Stephanie: Well you are the worst cousins on earth *sticks her tongue out*
DJ: You were always immature and dumb
Stephanie: Awww thnx, i'm flattered for having a bad role model.
Michelle: Your the one who destroyed the table.
Stephanie: Shut up. Go play with your toys or something.
*Michelle tries to throw a knife but Jesse stops her by grabbing her hand*
Jesse: Shorty stop!
Michelle: *stomps her feet* I told you not to call me SHORTIE!!!!
Stephanie: I'm done with this crappy family. I have meet the cruelest, most bitchy people on earth except for Uncle Jesse *she runs upstairs*
Danny: *yelling* good cause your grounded!
Jesse: Your a piece of crap.
Danny: Get out of my house. Pack your things and get out of my damn house!!
Jesse: Good I was leaving anyway.
upstairs at the girls room
Stephanie: *upstairs in her and Michelle's room packing her things* I'm so out of this hell house.
Michelle: Good you packed already, dad is moving you downstairs to the garage. Get out my room.
Stephanie: Fine. Have fun with your ugly self *she walks out*
Michelle: What a loser.
In the garage
Stephanie: *groans* I hate it here.
*Jesse enters the garage*
Jesse: Listen Steph, I got kicked out of the house by your dad.
Stephanie: He did what?! That guy isn't even my dad anymore!!
Jesse: I'm going to take you with me. I can't leave you alone at this dump.
Stephanie: Thank goodness. I'll write a note *she grabs paper and pen and writes a note and places down* I'm ready.
*Jesse grabs his motorcycle it has a big basket attached to it*
Jesse: *puts on a helmet and gets on* here's your helmet, put the things in the back and get on.
Stephanie: This is exciting! *she puts the luggage into the huge basket attached to the motorcycle and hops on*
Stephanie: *puts on her helmet* rock and roll!
Jesse: *opens the garage* let's ride. hold on tight! Where should we go first?
Stephanie: We should take a plane to the Dominican Republic.
Jesse: Alright let's get driving* he starts the motorcycle and drives away*