Enough Vans, To Steal A Woman

The Moving Van

Parker-Narrator: I am Parker Francis Deed. I am nearly 13 and I got no girlfriend. Just one would be a dream come true. I ace all my classes! Why won't a single girl date me. I could have a 'goth' like Daniel. I could get a 'nerd' like Steve. I could get a 'girly girl' like Darren, or just an 'arrogant-goth' like no other. As a opened my eyes again, I stood up and stared out the window. I saw a vehicle! But, what kind of vehicle? I totally forgot! I had forgotten to put my glasses on. But, still couldn't get a clear picture of it. I rushed downstairs to take a look. But, on my way.....
Nicole-elder sister: Hey loser! Is your girl coming today? she asked looking down on me.
Parker-narrator: No. I said sadly. As Nicole looked at me arrogantly, I stared at her for 7 seconds... Then I ran away.....
Nicole-elder sister: Mom, Dad! The freak has escaped!
Parker-narrator: I rushed downstairs in less than 15 seconds. I knew if I took longer, I wouldn't get to see what the vehicle it was. I peeking at the window.... It was a moving truck! Then, a car arrived to my surprise a young girl came out of it!
Kyla-neighbor's sister: Daddy! Daddy! Come with me!
Parker-narrator: First left Kyla, then Mr. Wink, then Hanna, then Jill, then Mrs. Wink and lastly, Isabelle. Oh I don't know what happens but I just fainted. When I woke up, I saw Jill look at me with Kyla right next to her.
Kyla-sister: Mommy, he's alive
Parker-narrator: As I watched the arrogant mother pick up her friendly and sweet daughter, I heard the sound of an incoming message from "VIBER".
Mrs. Wink-mother: Jill, Hanna, Isabelle, tone down your phones! If you 3 down tone it done, I'm going to get your phones for a whole day!
Parker-narrator: I watched the youngsters and teens tone down their phones and I could see them gossip. Well, maybe it's about tea arrogant mother? I told myself. Suddenly, my parents came in.
Mrs. Deed-my mother: Parker, are you okay?
Frances? Nice to meet you again!
Mrs. Wink-mother: Bella! Oh My Goodness! Parker is so handsome! Do you have any other kids?
Mrs. Deed-my mom: Yeah! Parker is my eldest son, after Parker it is Reannah, then my youngest is Trevor.
Parker-narrator: I pleaded to go home. If I didn't, it would be too obvious I like Isabelle.
Does it matter which of those girls I choose. They all seem arrogant like their mother. But, they don't seem to be goths! I'll look for more evidence each day!
Mrs. Wink- mother: We'll go now. Guys! say 'Goodbye' to auntie Bella! My number is 000-0007. Text me!
Mrs. Deed-my mother: Ok, mine is 000-0696
Parker-narrator: Ladies are too talkative. I thought as I rode the car home from the hospital.