#1: there is no getting through your math teacher unless he/she is a person who likes your brownies WAAYYY too much.
#2: probably not a good idea to refuse to take a test
#3: insult and compliment sandwich (compliment/insult/compliment)
#4: ask a lot of questions bc they think your paying attention
#5: ask questions about their personal life so they think you actually care
#6: always be two steps ahead of the teacher
#7: listen at the beginning of the school year
#8: be sarcastic
#9: always ask to pass out stuff
#10: become the teachers pet
#11: ask to grade stuff so you can see the grades before he does
#12: ask to be a teachers assistant so you can give class shorter work
#13: pretend to pay attention in class
#14: laugh even if its not funny
#15: dont scream at the teacher
#16: thank them for computer time(and nothing)
#17: never stop trying to get out of work
#18: "forget" to save stuff on flash drive
#19: forget flash drive at home, ALWAYS
#20: "forget" books at home
#21: sit in chair next to answer key as much as possible
#22: hope everyone else made a power point for a project that wont work
#23: technology "wont" work
#24: thank teacher for "fixing" technology
#25: always over exaggerate little good things in class
