It was 5 AM but coll would not stop wandering the streets of Chicago, screaming the word Daddy, hoping that her one true Hemmings would respond.
She couldn't get over the pain of Luke holding hands with a greasy ass 12 year old female version of Naughty Boy. She was permanently in Jack's lane now, there was no turning back.
Since the oily girl was clearly Naughty Boy's daughter, she was clearly somehow linked to the illuminati. She didn't want Jack exposed to the secret organization that sees all.
"WHY WAS MONEY WRITTEN ABOUT ME?" She yelled at people who walked past her. Her entire head of hair was blue now, so she could conform to her true spirit song.
Unfortunately, Colleen is now blind after trying to also dye her eyes blue because she had forgotten about the whole concept of colored contacts.
After the strangers wouldn't respond to why the newest addition to Sounds Good Feels Good was written exactly for coll, she violently snapped "Jack Hemmings wouldn't treat me like this!" and continued on her search for the love of her life.
She eventually wandered across the Atlantic Ocean at some point and found herself in Australia. She wrote "daddy?" on a piece of paper and handed it to one of the three million kangaroos that greeted her once she swam ashore.
Minutes later, the kangaroo returned because everybody in Australia lives in Sydney and nowhere else and that was exactly where swam to.
The note had nothing but four simple words. She expected the response of "daddy." But instead the note card said
pls fuck off coll
this cured her blindness.
He was clearly madly in love with her and playing hard to get. She hopped on the kangaroo and rode it to Jacks house, ringing the doorbell. His wife was nonexistent because Colleen can't have Jack being all taken and stuff.
But instead of waiting for him at the door, she stealthily climbed a tree because the rules of gravity don't exist in Jack Hemmings lane. She then watched him sleep through a window all night and than climbed into his house through the chimney and murdered him the end
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the only lane
FanfictionI'm v sorry about this if you're reading Colleen but this was written wrote after the Zoey 101 time capsule reveal and they fucking played us and left us on a to be continued and now I'm very angry so here's your fan fiction by the way all of this i...
