Creepypasta Collection

Funnymouth

funnymouth: hello everyone tonight

funnymouth: i like to lik the bluud

funnymouth: out of in the person

funnymouth: i see ur handsome face dont b so sad about it

funnymouth: come on

funnymouth: :)

* funnymouth has left #ReferSales.

GhostJeorge: ... Holy fuck, what the fuck

lemonlimeskull: Did that just happen?

GhostJeorge: Yes, Skull. Yes it did.

The first thing I should probably note is that I'm "lemonlimeskull". In other words, that's my screen name up there.

That was the first time I saw or heard from "funnymouth", and for all intents and purposes, it should've been the last. Anyone who's spent enough time chatting away knows that weirdos come and go. Folks pop in to ask insane questions or just to troll a populated channel.

What first struck me as odd about the funnymouth guy, however, was the fact that he came and went with no particular GOAL. He didn't try to piss anyone off, and he didn't ask if anyone on the channel knew how to fix his computer or remove a virus.

He just stuck his head in, rattled off some random text, and happily fucked off.

lemonlimeskull: So really though, what the Hell?

GhostJorge: Not c clue.

GhostJorge: *Not a clue.

lemonlimeskull: He's in another channel if you want to find out.

lemonlimeskull: #bluud

GhostJorge: I do not, sir.

lemonlimeskull: XD

lemonlimeskull: Bitch.

I don't know what results I expected from following this guy to another channel. I'm not the type that goes out of his way to annoy or argue with people. I'll usually avoid it at all costs, though, once someone starts with me I don't mind getting into it at THAT point.

I guess what I'm saying is I have no idea why I pursued this.

* lemonlimeskull has entered #BLUUD

lemonlimeskull: Hey.

He was sitting there in the channel by himself.

funnymouth: O)_(O

lemonlimeskull: :)

lemonlimeskull: So...

funnymouth: O)_(O

lemonlimeskull: So... you're staring at me.

lemonlimeskull: That's rude.

funnymouth: sorrey

funnymouth: i just do it

funnymouth: its okay

lemonlimeskull: I see.

funnymouth: O)_(O

I actually chuckled out loud at this point. He was weird and inoffensive.

lemonlimeskull: You can come back to #ReferSales if you want.

lemonlimeskull: We're not going to boot you if that's what you're worried about.

funnymouth: O)_(O

lemonlimeskull: Or not.

lemonlimeskull: Whatever, man, you just seemed interesting and I'm bored tonight.