love in smoke
"eyy nigguh" my hoe said wakin me from my sleep. i felt like i was gonna puke errywhere cuz of da new shit be be doin. our local deala got some of dat good shit fo 3hunna. we got fucked up last night doe. fucking hoes nd smokin dat goooood shit. we be livin da good life. drunk af getin some o dat booty girl be riddin dis dick all night long.
"what the hell you be doin nigguh?" why cant i chiill wit out yo ass wakin me up and shit. come on g.
"its yo hoe. she be callin again" she pimp slapped da shit outa me and i got up. my hoe shaniqua. da gurl wit da booty. emphasis on booty. she got dem double d's doe. she beez da boo but dat shit be saggin. dat shit be bounchin up and down when she be ridin me at partys. we go upstairs and get it on and da hole house be shakin. den da cops cum and it get crazy as hell.
"yo nigguh pay dafuq attention you tweakin boi" tyrone my bitch startin hollerin at me killin da thoughts of fuckin my hoe. tyrone dont give a shit if you gonna tryn shank him boi. he gonna take dat shoot and bust a cap in yo ass. bang bang. hes a thug like a nigguh should be. "cuz she want yo long neck ass. she says she trippin hard as hell dawg and you best be helpin her ass. dont forget yo dope doe. blaze it up boi"
why the hell i be fuckin all deez broke as hoes. they always be bitchin like they somebody in dis world. atleast she be smokin doe. literally.
i smoke two joints and then i smoked two mo and then i was feelin alright. da sun be hurtin my eyes and my tweak ass fell into da road. i looked drunk as hell but i wuz so we all good boi. i but my hand up to my big head ass and den some street thugs be callin my out. i pull my knife out and dey ran fo dey lives boi cause they gunna get they ass shanked.
they be swearin at my ass but i ignore dem and move on.
i chased after dem but they from kenya so they out run me but is all good. dey almost called da cops on my ass but dat woulda been a hate crime #murica.
dey yelled back at me "yo bitch boi get da fuq away from be be fo i get da rest of my crew thug ass bitch. ill waste yo ass"
his pants be saggin low but he dont got the swag to mess wit me. i already be wasted as hell doe. i told his ass to get the hell outta der.
he laughed and he was all like "yo ass so high you cant even talk. you jacked up enough as it is" he got da hell away doe cause he cant handle da swag i got. my pants be around my ankles nd no one can beat dat shit.
i walked through da hood to shaniquas stank ass apartment. it always smelled like weed doe nd da smell of nature is da best in da world.
"what da hell is goin on in here hoe" dis dudes gorilla look ass open da door with some beer in one hand and my hoes hair in de other. i was all like "bitch she just got her new weave. you best be steppin. fuck dat shit up and you gonna be gettin it good boi" she was naked nd cryin but she used to it so i left her ass der.
es a beautiful story nd i cri errytim.
