~written by jem~
Part One
There once lived a prostitute named des marie, she was out to get her next victim
Joshua Bjørg King decided to go for a cheeky football with the lads and as he was walking with his friends with there shaved legs, a car drove infront of them.
"Would you like a threesome with me and Dan?" Questioned des herself, he could see her dribbles floating from her mouth. Josh paigoned out on his friends brian and brandon.
And ran towards his friends house.
He knocked on the door with panic shouting "IN THE JUNGLE" and a lady named nemo appeared.
"What Josh" she whispered as he sped through the house.
As Josh ran up the stairs nemo shouted "YOU CANT"
Josh opened the bedroom door catching yazmine and a guy who looked like twaimz masturbating to tentical porn.
At that moment des marie belly flopped smashing the window and rubbing all of them until they died.
"The end"
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