Rant Time...

Do you think the squirrel outside will be my boyfriend?

AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Frickin, damn, shit! Ugh I'm so annoyed. I've been rantin bout this to a few people and I realize now that I actually dun need to cuz I got a rant book now. So joy to the people who dont have to be annoyed by me talking all the time: *insert angel face*

Write lemme start with the source of this problem.

The mind.

Excuse me?

Not now Lele!

Anyways, their are two types of minds. One is the simple minded and the other is the one who overthinks shit.

I don't mean to stereotype but from experience it seems that boys are more simple minded than girls. Although it could always be vice versa but anyways. It seems like when a girl stresses out the boy instantly thinks of it as an overreaction cuz they wouldn't stress out that much.

So, since I dun wanna name people Imma just represent them in the way I'm best at representing things. The animal kingdom!!!! :P

So let's say I'm a cat. And you know some cats have that "DONT U FUCKING COME NEAR ME OR I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR FACE" look with a mixture of "I am so annoyed right now that if u pushed me of a building I would be happy" look with a mixture of just utter zero tolerance and complete boredom? Yeah well I'm that cat.

Ok and I happen to live in this household with a dog. And this is the kind of dog that goes "OMG!! THERE'S LIKE A SQUIRREL OUTSIDE! HOW R U NOT FREAKIN OUT! ITS JUST LOOKIN AT ME! AGH HELP! HELP ME SOMEONE!" mixed with "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! I want food. I'm thirsty. I'm cold. I want attention. Now! Now! NOW! PET ME! PET ME OR I WILL BARK YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!" Yep.

And then there is another dog. And this dog is more like "Nice! Shoes to chew on! O shit gonna get in trouble! Ummmm, the cat did it! OMG the other stupid dog is tryna hump me! AGGGHH!!! Jeez this dog keeps following me stalker. Eww she's lickin me! O she's alright now. Ow! She bit me! WTF? Imma just ignore her now."

Yes so lets name these animals. I am the cat, emmm... Kitty? (ikr so original) And the annoying ass motherfuking dog is Princess and the dog that is more ummmmm... ok? dog will be called King.

Now King and Kitty get along quite well cuz they don't annoy each other. But Princess likes King so she finds Kitty absolutely horrible. But since Kitty is the only one who can get her closer to King she annoys the shit outta Kitty and then realizes that Kitty is actually ok.

Kitty of course hates being annoyed and find Princess ok but would prefer if her mouth was sewed shut. So Princess tells Kitty all about her "relationship" with King and Kitty sits there half listening.

So then Kitty gives some advice and Princess goes to think about it for a while before going back to Kitty to rant at her about King as if Kitty hadn't already tried to help her. So then Kitty thinks fine ok. I know some ppl need to rant so u can rant. And then Princess asks if Kitty would ask King a few things for her and basically stalk King for her since it would be awkward if she did.