Coconut Phanfuck

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"PHIL HURRY UP, GOD!" I yelled as my best friend was getting ready. "Do you want the plane to leave without us??!"

"Almost ready! Don't be a turd, Dan!" he called from a distance. I got my luggage together and sat on the sofa. Phil finally walked in the room with his stuff. I immediately got up with my suitcases and followed him out the door. I was hoping the flight wouldn't leave without us..

We arrived at the airport 10 minutes before the plane was scheduled to take off. Just enough time to get through the bag search. God I hope they don't judge me for bringing lubricant on board.. Phil doesn't know it yet, but I plan to fuck him while we're in Florida. We aren't even together.. I'm not even sure if he likes me. I don't care. He's just too sexy. I'm gonna make my move.

Once we get on the plane I am relieved to see that our tickets say that our seats are right next to eachother. Perfect. Also I get the window seat which is even more perfect because Phil is afraid of heights. We put our bags on the shelves above our heads and sat down as everyone else boarded the plane.

Nightfall came and Phil was getting tired. I was wide awake though, playing our first time in my head, what I'm gonna say. how I'm gonna make my move. Phil falls asleep and rests his head on my shoulder as he dreams. I'd kill to take him in the back bathroom and fuck him on this plane. He's too damn adorable.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we hope you enjoyed your flight. We will be landing in Orlando shortly." the announcement lady said over the speaker. Phil twitched a little and woke up, surprised that I let him sleep on my shoulder. I'm surprised that he was still asleep.

"what time is it?" he yawns.

"7 o'clock." I reply. "damn, you were sleepy."

"I try to sleep as much as I can on plane trips, it makes time go by quicker.."

"whatever you say, Phil."

After the plane landed we got off and headed through the airport to find a cab. we found one and got in.

"where to? the driver asks."

"The White Swan Palace in Disney" I say.

"Dan, you got us a hotel in Disney? I thought it was too expensive." Phil says.

"Yeah, then I figured, what the hell." I reply.

I tip the driver and he left us at the lobby of the hotel. It was beautiful. There was a chocolate store, a gift shop, an arcade, and a lounge. this was perfect. We head over to the front desk. There was a young lady, about 25, with long brunette hair and blue eyes. "may I help you?"

"uh, yes, reservations under Howell" I say.

"Howell.. Howell..." she says as she scrolled through the computer. "Here you go, Mr. Howell. Room 1201. I'm sure you will find it to your liking."

"thank you." I tell her

"my pleasure" she smiles. "and you two make an adorable couple, by the way!" Phil looks at me and we both chuckle.

"thanks." Phil says in his laugh. Then we walk towards the elevator.

The elevator was extremely fast. It went up 12 floors in like two seconds. I could tell Phil liked the elevator too because he made the same comment I was thinking. The elevator dinged and we walked onto our floor. "look for 1201, Phil."

"alriiightttt" he moans. Then he ran down the hall like a little kid and declared he found it. I catch up to him and slide the key in as the door unlocked. When we walked in, we were both in awe. The room was so beautiful. There was a flat screen tv, a mini fridge, a safe a desk, two queen beds and a balcony that overlooked Orlando. "Dan you did great picking the hotel!! If it were up to me I probably would've picked a ratty Mariott!" Phil said.

"yeah, what would you do without me, Philly?" I set our bags on the ground and layed on one of the beds. it was so comfortable. Phil dropped his stuff and latest on the other bed. "we're finally here!" he said.

"How about we order a pizza?" I suggest.

"Perfect!" Phil replied. I could tell he was just as hungry as me so I ordered a large Hawaiian pizza.

After we ate the pizza I opened the mini fridge and I noticed something rather peculiar. I put the pizza in and took out the peculiar object. "what's that? Phil asks as we walked in the room from the bathroom.

"It's a coconut."

"what? a coconut? let me see." Phil walks over to me and tales it out of my hand. "now why on earth would someone leave a coconut in the mini fridge?" just as he said that I got a wonderful idea. I took off my shirt right there.

"uhh.. Dan what are you doing?" Phil asked as he stared at my abs.

I didn't say I word. Instead I planted my lips on his, rubbing my fingers in his hair. He didn't pull back, so that means everything was going according to plan. I pushed him back on his bed and kissed him more. without looking, I noticed he didn't let go of the coconut.

Phil took off his shirt and I crawled on top of him, unbuckling my pants and kicking them on the floor. Unfortunately, I had forgotten that I was wearing my muppet boxers that had Animal on the crotch. way to go, Dan.

"are you sure, Phil? do you want this?" I ask.

"yes. please, Dan." he says as he sticks his hand down my boxers. I groan at the contact. we did just that for only a few minutes. Then I remembered the lubricant. I get up and head for my suitcase.

I can't fund it anywhere. the lube isn't in my suitcase. I must've left it on my nightstand at home. Then something occured to me.

the coconut.

I raid one of the drawers for a knife to break it open I find one and break the coconut open, pouring the coconut milk into a spare cup from dinner. As I walk back to Phil he's staring at my crotch. Then I realise that I had a massive erection sticking out of my boxers. I was so hard. I set the cup in the night stand and pull down my underwear, bare naked in front of Phil. He takes his clothes off and does the same. damn. he was hot.

I tell Phil to turn over on his stomach and i pour the liquid into my hand. I rub some along my length and a little on Phils arse. The moment it is in, Phil moans. it was so sexy to hear. I almost came already just then. I kissed down his neck and shoulder as I thrusted. it was amazing. this was something I've been longing for. Phil gripped the bedsheets "DAN!"

"scream it Phil!" I whispered in his ear.

"DAAANNN!!! O-ooHH.."

That was it. I was finished. I layed on my back, I was so sweaty.

Phil rolled on his too, panting. I could tell by his hair and forehead he was just as sweaty too. we cuddled for a few minutes to calm down.

eventually Phil whispered in my ear, "I packed the coconut.".

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⏰ Last updated: May 12, 2013 ⏰

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