Elizabeth in dog form above *Kansas with a sucky editing job, I apologize for the suckiness*
*******Previously: "Elizabeth, what a magnificent dog you make. Personally I prefer you as a bee though."
Let's just play it cool Elizabeth. I'm not a human, I'm a dog. A purple dog. A purple dog playing with a talking dog. Well this sucks. Might as well pretend.
I start growling at him and creep towards him as threatening as possible. Obviously I do a bad job at being a dog because he starts laughing.
"You," pause for laughter "You're joking right? You make the worst dog ever! What kind of dog is purple?"
All the sudden he sobers up.
"Enough with the games Super. I've had enough with you playing around." It's just a roller-coaster with this guy.I shift back into a human, thankfully with my clothes still on, and give him my sassiest teen look possible.
"Fine. I'm done playing around. Now who the H-E- double hockey sticks are you?"
"Really? You actually said H-E- double hockey sticks? What are you, five? Just say he-"
"Nuh uh uh!" I interrupt him "None of that mister!"
"Wow, okay. Now, tell me, how long did you think you could keep up with your little game?"
"Well I was hoping a bit longer but whatever. Now before I hulk out, tell me who you are and what you want!"
"Oh no! Don't hulk out on me! I can't handle a little doggy bite!" He feigns fright.
I shift into a lion, turn a stick into a knife, and pick the knife up with my teeth.
"Well shi-"
I roar loudy to interrupt him. Language! This man never learns.
He stands in place, frozen with fear. I guess he didn't know I could change into more than a bee and dog. He should have just left me alone. What kind of person tells someone that they know they're secret without really knowing it.
He gives a shrill scream and starts sprinting through the woods away from me. Perfect! I love a good chase! Kansas knows not to follow me in these sort of situations so he hides in the water where he can't get hurt.
I chase after mystery man, I'm going to call him Bob, and drop the knife out of my mouth. Man this guy is slow. I'm slow running and he's staying a few feet in front of me so I don't lose sight if him.
Wait. What kind of person tells someone they know they're secret without really knowing it? What kind of person runs from a lion? What kind of person slow runs from a lion? A person that's planning something.
It's a trap!
I'm about to turn around and start running away from the trap but a net falls down over me, trapping me. I roar and claw at the net but it won't come off. The more I move the tighter it gets and it soon starts squeezing me. There's no way out. My covers blown, I'm trapped, and no one knows where I am.
I try frying the net with electricity but nothings happening. I try calling birds to come help but I don't feel the regular pulse in my head when I try summoning animals. I shift back into a human without wanting to and I'm left powerless. Who are these people?
WOOHOO ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER! I bet you guys love me right now. Excuse the short chapters please but I had it all planned out beforehand and I can't have a cliffhanger in the middle of a chapter, can I?
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