Sup, dawg? It's yo boy EzMoFez, (the name comes from the Latin word Ezmufezzus) and does he have some stories to tell you! From that time he jumped on a trampoline and went straight through, to the time that he was rejected from the cool kids club for not being able to pay the fee. (Spoilers, he had ran out of Charizards.) He has had an interesting life, full of wonderful adventures and misadventures, dogs and cats, vegetables and fruit! But this book isn't entirely non-fiction. I may add little bits to stories now and then to make them more interesting, but who cares about bulbasoar? Everyone's got millions of Bulbasoars. I don't even know if I'm spelling that right, that's how boring bulbasoars are.
But every once in a while, I will type several stories in quick succession, and you must decide which are true, and which are false! It's so interactive! Now, how does this book work? Every chapter has a theme, and every chapter will have at least one story. You can comment below your own stories if you'd like to! Also suggest themes or whatnot. Now, the problem with this book is that it needs a relatively active fanbase. So I'd love it if you could show it to your friends/boyfriends/girlfriends/followers/pet rocks, I don't mind. Just show me some love, and I will return. I have decided to try to upload at least weekly, which I know seems like YEARS AND YEARS but it can be quite hard. I'll try to get them out as fast as I can, but it just depends on how much time I have.
AND NOW...
THE FIRST EVER STORY!
Theme: Weird kids shows
When I was younger, I used to love the weirdest shows. I'm pretty sure we all did. Whether it was teletubbies, Yo Gabba Gabba, (If you don't know these shows, google them. Now. You'll see the full extent of their craziness. The internet is good at bringing that out in things.) Or some other twisted nightmare, we all had this weird one. I am Australian, and I think we have some of the weirdest shows. Have you ever heard of Octonauts? Actually, you probably have. It's pretty popular. Well, anyway, I used to watch this show called Giggle and Hoot. So it's (pretty badly filmed) live action, with puppetry and the occasional animation here and there. So, this show was interesting. You had this manchild named Giggle, who wore kind of dumb clothes, always had his hair in weird ways, and found everything, and I mean everything insanely funny. And he has this Owl too. Their name is Hoot. I never figured out whether it was male or female, but I'm assuming male, as he is blue, and sometimes a pink owl comes and visits the gang. Now, with most shows, I have absolutely no idea why I liked or didn't like it. But Giggle and Hoot was different. They would open up letters from fans, play around, have really bad cgi effects occasionally. It was the weirdest thing I'd ever seen, and I loved it. It sure was better than, I don't know, ANYTHING ELSE. I was sure my friends and family would consider it the same. But NOPE. It was perfectly normal to them to watch a man and his owl jumping around on tables while screeching and pretending to be kangaroos. That still sounds weird for me to say. Well, type. But I'm kinda saying it in my head. But if you're reading this, I'm saying it in your head! Or out loud! Ooga boogla goo gaa! I like cake! Whee! Well, I hoped you enjoyed this story. remember, always gargle narf the snitchy bon, and don't forget to tie fon afterwards.
Goodnight!
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Non-FictionI've been told that I should talk more often, and seeing as how Human life in the "real" format is so terrible, why don't I talk to you people instead? This will be several stories recounting times, and things, in my life. Of course, I may change na...
