straight out of lemon

story

my life starts off in a rundown place in north California. it was a bad place for people like me im from the worst and the best. i can do a back flip which is good and i can do a almost front flip which is bad, because i land on my face and lemon juice comes out. im from the neiborhood nobody wants to be in. i live in the ghetto if you think im kidding i dont now how to spel so yea. when i was thirteen thats when i got my first brek through in the music indistry my song was a hit it was called lemon ebola. which goes like this. lemon ebolaaa hay and it feels bad so bad when it happened i thought i was going to puke! ya its a good song yo. lets skip 7 years later i was twenty then and i wish i wouldve stayed like that forever i had lots of money from my new 5 hit singles life was great and was about t get better too. i fell in love for the first in foreeeeeeeeeeever!(said in singing voice). my life was great her name was kim kardashiaan no not the famous one the singing one! she was great. she was an orange and oranges are bad and my producer said i couldnt marry her so i dumped her like a rotten bannana peel. in the next 2 years my life sucked and my music went down the drain. iwas doing drugs too my was smoking butterfly wings and i was drinking all my 1736 and some lime juice. but i came through and made my best song called straight out of lemon it goes like this. hey yo im straight out of lemon why you dont like me huh oh wait i know its because yellow its because im yellooooooooooooooooooooooooow (selena gomez) hes yellow don make fun of him and when it goes down its gonna come iiiiiiiiiin (bass drop). so yea its a good song maaaaaaaaan i like it alot and i guess everyone else did too because ima trillion air but i wasnt feeling very good and the dr asked me if i stopped smoking butterfly wings and i said ive donnit six times sense then but thats not the problem i know what its like to flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hiiiiigh!!!!!!! he was like oooooooookeydokey then were done here. then he kicked me out for good. after this i was twenty three and found a person straight from lemon like me she wanted me as much as i wanted her and we went out. her name was lime and she was perfect for me. so we got married. and we had two kids. one name is lemon lime we call him LL and my other her name is sprite. but they are rich snobby kids so i brought them to the place i grew up in LEMON and showed them how i lived they were never snobby again. they did good in school for the most part but never got obs because we bought them houses and stuff. sprite grew up okay but LL got into a car crash when he was smoking butterfly wings he crashed into a tree and all of his lemon candys went every where this was when i found myself. when i found out i yelled unexceptibaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!!!!!! and that was when my name was revealed i am _______________

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