God fucking dammit Dave
There goes the last shit that I ever gave
Isn't it ironic? Used to be platonic
Then I realized I'm horns over heels for
God fucking dammit Dave
Making bedroom eyes at any
Pretty boy or girl or troll,
He always knows just how to piss me off
Even if I beg he won't lay off
God fucking dammit Dave
If only I could manage to escape
All your hipster witchcraft, don't you fucking dare laugh
Just leave me alone, I just need some time alone, no
(I just need some time alone no, I just need some time alone no!, I just need some time alone!)
*siiiigh* God fucking dammit Dave
This bridge is shitty so you might feel pity
For my tragic tale of incompatibility
Can you distract me when he's so attractively
Holding my weakness against me, the bastard
Will he persist even after I kiss him
I hate him, I love him
But I keep on trying to prove that
I love how I swoon
I'm losing my confidence
I want you x8
God fucking dammit Dave!
If I had a star to wish on
For my life I cant imagine
Any other stoic prick compares
Mirror shades won't hide it if he stares
Love me, hate me, fuck me, I DON'T CARE!!
God fucking dammit Dave
I might not be real experienced with humans
But who am I fooling while my blood is pooling
At the pit of me, as I lie awake and
God fucking dammit Dave
Whisper in my ear with your stupid voice
Tell me that you love me, that you're thinking of me
Straight and to the point
That is why I hate you
God fucking dammit Dave
