Book of Oneshots

Tim His Wife

(This is why you don't make songs about your friends xD It will come and bite you in the ass someday.

WARNING: Contains a little bit of OOCness and yaoi humor. You have been warned.)

"Emile!" Tim called while walking around the Brunette's house, however, he wasn't that surprised to see Emile had nearly drifted off to sleep while editing his latest video, "You stayed up again... Didn't you?" He chided before reaching over to save what the man in the Xenoblade shirt had done.

Emile sat quiet for a moment before looking at him, sleep evident in his dark brown eyes, "Maybe." He answered softly before catching a glance at what his friend was wearing, "Uh.... Tim?" he asked while rubbing the sleepiness out of his eyes, "What are you wearing?"

Tim hummed in reply then looked at his friend, "Oh yeah, thanks for ruining my life." he stated bluntly, startling the normally energetic man.

"E-excuse me?" Emile asked not believing what he was hearing.

"So you don't remember" Tim muttered before turning back to the brunette's computer, "Do you?" Emile shifted uncomfortably.

The two went silent for a moment before the latter sighed with uncharacteristic frustration. Emile, however, watched as his friend turned off his computer. Emile, getting fidgety with the silence between them, stood up quickly watching as Tim took a step back.

"The Jepson's song right?"

"Tim, his wife!" Josh's voice sounded from somewhere in the house along with Jon's laughing, the Canadian's laughter growing louder with each step the two men took.

The brown eyed man blinked a couple of times when Josh and Jon entered the room as they were both wearing tuxedos, the latter wearing a hat. Emile was stunned at the sight, he hadn't expected them to be serious about his song.

"You said that he was my wife." Josh said before turning toward the quiet man next to the couch, "So I decided to make that song true~" he continued making the green eyed man blush slightly. 

Emile, baffled by his friends sudden odd behavior, slapped his cheek repeatedly. Jon, who was closest to Emile at that point, grabbed his friends arm to stop him. 

However, it was Josh who started laughing.

"Josh!" Jon scolded letting the brunette's arm go, "Really?" Emile looked up at the Canadian's displeased face, however,  the man above him refused to meet his gaze and instead focused on Tim. 

Tim, very uncomfortable in the wedding dress, left the room in a hurry, "How do women stand this?" He asked aloud to no one in particular, "So itchy!" 

Jepson on the other hand, doubled over in laughter, leaned against the wall to stabilize himself only to slide down the wall and onto the floor. Though it barely did anything to stop the man from laughing.

"Guys?" Emile asked carefully, confused about his friends behaviors, "Whats going on? Is Tim and Josh really getting married because of the song?" 

Jon shook his head and energetic man felt a weight lift off his chest, "April fools you jerk." He laughed and sat down on the couch watching as Emile slowly leaned back onto the couch. 

"YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" 

This was based on the video above and the small RP Breeze and I did. Hope you enjoyed it. 

If any of the Runaway guys are reading this.......... I love you all.

And i'm totally not sorry :3

Edit: Slightly sorry xD Though I still don't regret making this story. It's amusing in its own sense.... And uh.. Sorry Emile, Jon, Josh and Tim if you four ever read this.