maybe he's born with it, maybe it's... an avocado? (Boyxboy 5sos)

Your in love with who?

"you're in love with who?" calum asked, "jack..." michael said shyly. "you're in love with my BROTHER?" luke asked shocked, "no you stupid ass bitch," michael said "not yo brother (although tru) my avocado you skank." Michael said sassily. "WHAT?" jack said with tears in his eyes, so i wasn't who you were posting on tumblr about?". "what the fuck jack you don't even live here." ashton said. "no" michael said pulling an avocado out of his ass, "guys this is jack, oh wait thats crack," michael said reatching up his as once again to get his one true love."this is jack." michael said. love was in the air also the smell of michaels ass because this hoe just got an avocado out of his ass. "NO HE'S MINE YOU MOTHER FUCKER" andy said taking jack and smashing him against the wall. "NO" michael cried. andy then threw michael over his shoulder and got on to his horse and while riding off into the sunset screamed "BYE FELICIA" the boys sat down but then heard andy yell "FUCK" and turned around to see that he dropped michael and liz got him. "well," ashton said to jack "wanna be in the band?" he said "YAASSS" jack said tearing his shirt off while singing i write sins not tragedies