Have you ever smelled that rotten sausage smell in the morning well that's me I'm slimmer but my friends call me ah you stink witch I don't get I am 133,333 years old. I was created from mother hame she was a fat one. Oh yes she was. But that one Rafael night when she got screwed I vowed revenge on all of these pig hatters they call humans they must pay 2$. Seriously they never paid. Oh you thought I was a actual wiener. Oh no sorry I was reading a sign that just killed someone it has a picture on it and it says killer wieners.
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