are we there yet?

Chapter One

"Out!"

That's how it started, Dipper Pines and Bill Cipher had been kicked out of the house for a week because Stanly was tired of them sharing small intimate moments together.

"It's not my fault Dipper is extremely vocal!" Bill called and Stan slammed the door hard.

Dippers face flushed bright red and he slapped Bill's shoulder.

"What?" Bill huffed and spun on his heel to look at him.

Dipper groaned, "if we're not wanted here then let's just go" he grabbed Bill's wrist and began dragging him towards the car.

"But it's just for a week"

"He'll probably kick us out again because you're too handsy" Dipper muttered and felt around for his keys before groaning. Bill hummed and held his hand out, the keys appearing and Dipper unlocked the car. "Get in you ass"

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Dipper stretched slowly and groaned, pushing himself up. "Bill, wha' time is it?"

"Around four in the morning" the demon supplied and Dipper groaned loudly, dragging his hand down his face. "You should probably call Mabel, she's furious."

"With who?"

"Stan, and you for leaving"

Dipper groped for his phone but slid and hit the door as Bill took a sharp turn. "Jeez" Dipper muttered and grabbed his phone, turning it on and immediately dropped it because it was too bright.

Bill looked at him in the rearview mirror before letting out a sigh, grabbing the phone and turned the brightness down and handed it back to Dipper.

The human mumbled his thanks before pressing Mabel's name and putting the phone to his ear.

Bill watched as the phone rang for a few moments and then snickered when Dipper winced.

"Dipper Pines!" Mabel shouted, "how dare you leave without telling me!"

"You're not my mom Mabel" Dipper stated and leaned back, hearing the gears shift slightly as Bill slowed to a stop at the light. He put his hand over the phone. "Why are we in a city?"

"I thought we could get something to eat"

"At four am?!" Dipper hissed.

"What're you guys talking about?" Mabel question and Dipper sighed.

"We're stopping to get food." He answered and Mabel giggled.

"Well..." Mabel became silent, "I'm still not happy about you guys taking off, but...if you are alright then I guess I can deal with it" she finally said.

Dipper's eyes shifted to the mirror, seeing Bill's staring back at him. "But you guys better come back soon" Mabel added tersely.

"Think of it as a road trip" Bill said, loud enough for Mabel to hear and the girl just muttered under her breath.

"Fine whatever, just check up with us occasionally" the call ended and the gears shifted again as Bill sped up, the roads empty so he could go as fast as he wanted to.

Dipper leaned on Bill's seat and sighed heavily, "I feel bad now"

"Don't, we need space from Stan, and he needs space from us" Bill stated casually, his nails drumming against the steering wheel. Dipper not noticing the numbers slowly climbing on the speed gauge and going way over the speed limit.