Log entry #1- The great outdoors woohoo! After two weeks of sailing we finally made it to a small continent that has not been discovered yet. I'm here with my crew and it is so fun exploring new areas!
Log entry #2- I hate this place.
My crew left me.
And they left me with nothing but map and clothes.
Greeeaaatt.
Log entry #3- it's getting dark and I swear I'm seeing things.
Log entry #4-Oh god I just saw a human-sized spider that could fit over my face someone. Help .me.
Log entry #5-I dug myself a hole and I'm not coming out till morning.
I swear I'm hearing things man!
Log entry #6-I'm still in a hole I can't see shit!
Log entry #7-I decided to make this hole a little bigger considering I was cramped till no ends. You know, I dug around found dirt, Pebbles, a hard surface to sleep on and a bug.
A
Very
Very
Large bug.
I didn't sleep at all that night.
Log entry #8-one eternity later I actually gathered up enough courage to peek out my little hidey-hole
Oh
And If you're wondering what happened to the bug I named him John.
He's my only friend I have now...
Log entry #9-I am currently starving to death and John went to go find me food
I think
He hasn't been back in like four hours and now I'm currently scavaging for anything I can eat.
Looked under a rock.
Found a caterpillar .
Got bitten by the caterpillar
Fell over crying in agony .
John still hasn't come back.
Bugs are dangerous.
Log entry #10-I ate John....
John came back after awhile
I started hallucinating and thought he was a chicken
R.I.P John.
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Dear no one in particular
Humorthis is a really funny story about a man trying to survive and failing......really...really badly please tell me in the comments if you want me to continue the story and of you like it so far :3
