Bill Cipher and Peridot have been hanging out for a while and had become very close.
One day Bill and Peri we're on a walk when they saw a bag of Doritos on the sidewalk. It's beautiful Bill thought, but I like Peridot so this is really confusing like Jesus Christ how do humans do this?! But Bill didn't know that Peridot had been looking at the Doritos as well.She just stared at them, trying not to make it obvious because she liked the illuminacho named Bill. Even if she's the most MLG creature ever she can't help but like the triangle. Bill felt the same but damn those Doritos though.
They picked up the bag of beautiful cheese powder covered triangles and walked back home.
They went into the room they had shared because why not.Both we're secretly looking at the chips, thinking about them.
Well then it turned into a weird love triangle.It was really awkward when Peri and Bill we're around Steven and Dipper.Like seriously it looked like Bill was tempted to hump the Doritos, it was fucking weird. Ford knew that this was the only way that Bill would leave him alone so he let Bill be weird but he thought it was strange when Peridot stared at it. Triangles are officially the weirdest things ever like I can't even Ford was thinking.
A couple days later for some reason they decided to eat the Doritos. Bill had to turn into human form because he didn't have a mouth.Peridot and him just ate them
At some point they decided to confess their love for the other but it was still a love triangle because they are triangles lol.
((ok I literally wrote this in like 10 minutes
So yea this is weird and it's not supposed to be good writing
No regret))
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Peridot x Bill Cipher x Doritos
Fanfictionok so I made up a story with my friend and I said that I was going to make it a fan fiction so it's just a joke even though I ship Bill and Peri I do not own any characters
