*RANDOM JOKES*
Blonde jokes -
Q-Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory?
A-she threw out all the w's
Q-how can you tell that a blonde used a computer?
A-there's white out on the screen
Q-what did they call the blonde that was found dead in the closet?
A-the 1994 hide and seek champion
Q-why can't a blonde dial 911?
A-she can't find the 11
Q-a blonde, a brunnete and a red head just died. Now god decides if they go to heaven or hell. So they have to compete in the activity called the laughing staircase. How to play is each stair you step on god will tell you a joke and you can't laugh,therefore if you do laugh at any jokes you fall and go to hell. There are 15 stairs and if you get to the top you go to heaven. So they play and the brunnete goes first,she laughs at the 5th stair,falls and goes to hell. Next is the red head she makes it all the way up to the 12th stair falls and goes to hell. And then last is the blonde she doesn't laugh at any of the stairs and makes it to the 14th stair but before god even told the joke she started to laugh so he asked why she was laughing and she replied "I just got the first one!"
