Justice Died [Naruto] DISCONTINUED

Justice Died [Naruto]

"Where is he?! He's supposed to be here, isn't he?!"

"Shut up, you idiot. I can hear you from where I am even without the ear-pieces!" 

"Both of you better shut your mouths before I castrate both of you! He's just around the corner, I just saw him! Kakashi, pay attention!" 

"I hear you, Sakura."

"Yes ma'am!"

"Hn." 

Sakura gave a sigh and quickly ran a hand through her cherry blossom pink hair. "Alright, listen up," she hissed, annoyed. They'd been through this at least a million times, but nobody seemed to understand. "Sasuke, he's turning down the corridor to where you are, from the right. Be careful. Naruto, when you get Sasuke's signal, round up immediately and corner him. I'll follow him and try to snipe him if I can. If you guys can't take him down, hold him down for as long as you can and I'll shoot him." She took a deep breath. "Are you ready?" Her sharp green eyes counted her shots quickly, and she spat out a quick "Go!" before running across the observation deck. 

Hearing the girl's commands, Sasuke closed his eyes, steadying his breath, listening for movement of the target. SIlence filled the air, but the Uchiha's ears twitched at the faint sound of foot-steps. 

"Get ready, Naruto," he whispered, loading up his gun.

"I know, bastard!"

Sasuke hissed out a curse, dashing out in front of the target. The blonde man's eyes widened, and his arm immediately reached for the gun strapped to his chest. The raven simply smirked. The Uchiha had his grip on the man's wrist before his dirty nails had scraped the metal of the gun. Sasuke tightened his iron grip, unsatisfied until he'd heard a sick crunch. A pained yelp escaped the blonde man, and he let out a gasp of what would have probably been a silent scream. As sadistic of a man Sasuke Uchiha was, he pursed his lips into a thin line, getting into a position. The blonde man instantly tried to protest, but Sasuke was too fast. In a split second, the blonde man was on the floor, Naruto sitting on his chest with a pistol aimed at his forehead. 

"Hello there," Naruto grinned, clicking the gun into place. "Are you ready to be arrested or are you going to protest and be shot?" 

The man started to speak, but Naruto didn't stop to let him do so, instead slamming the butt of the pistol into the man's chin and elbowing him in the nose. Hard. Blood squirted out from the target's nose, splattering "Oops. I forgot that you don't have a choice." Naruto barked out a laughed, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. 

"Do we still kill him? Or do we just shove him in prison?" Naruto pouted, biting the inside of his cheek, making himself comfortable on the man's stomach. "Does Kakashi get to decide when we report back? Is Sakura going to kill him? Hey, do you think Kakashi will treat us to ramen since we did so well on this mission? Does Sakura have a boyfriend?" The blond agent rambled on, happily chirping questions. 

"No, probably, probably, probably, no, that is beyond my knowledge because I simply don't care," the raven answered, sighing. He was on the verge of punching the hyperactive Uzumaki. "Now will you please shut up?"

Naruto frowned. "Will you treat me to ramen if I do?" 

Sasuke hesitated. If he treated his collegue, the chatty moron would shut up. But if he did, he'd have to put up with more ranting later, in addition to possibly having to treat the other two. He weighed the two options, and his current state of mood: Beyond irritated. 

It seemed that the answer was clear. "Yeah, so shut that trap, moron." 

Grinning in response to the answer he wanted to hear, Naruto hummed, hand-cuffing the blond criminal he was sitting atop and began texting.