It was something something in my the month of May that little jimmy was born. The second he was born a earthquake happened in Mexico. Thank god it only hit 2 houses. 20000 Mexicans died that day.
Everything little jimmy did turned out to be a disaster. The next time it happened it was little jimmy's 2nd birthday party. As soon as he blew out the candles the power in the whole neighborhood went out. A meteor struck the local power plant. Later on little jimmy started kindergarten. Everywhere he went something bad would happen and eventually, he found himself with no friends. Little jimmy had no friends all throughout elementary school. Eventually he couldn't take it anymore. Little jimmy decided it was time to go. The question was where would he go?