Dedicated to Owain Glyn (sorry, I saw a mistake and didn't have time to dedicate before I amended - lol)
I've mastered the art
of making you fart
I'm the ultimate sin
I'm wind in a tin
A pleasure to eat
as a quick tasty snack
but once I've been eaten
please stand well back
I'm orange in colour
and covered in sauce
the smells I produce
could cause a divorce
If you want to avoid me
look out for the signs
Remember the catchphrase
Beanz Meanz Heinz...
(and lots of bottom burps too) :-D
