*NOTE TO READERS:this is not true..well the answers may be but the senario is not*
This is my life, this is who i am and how i act in my life!
So there is this really famous interveiwer...i forget his name though and he knows that one day i will be on the top chats so he said that he will ask me a bunch of questions(listed velow)
Hope you all enjoy
What's your favorite color? Well from my brod likings my favorite color would have to be...Purple or Yellow.
The most embarrassing moment?I cant answer this question because nothing(and i mean NOTHING comes to my mind).
Are Lipton employees allowed to take coffee breaks? Ummmmm can i please ask why you are asking this question?
Are you dating anyone? No...but i wish
If I kiss after I've dropped you home, will you slap me? maby....if ur ugly.
What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?the wada for my breathing??
Do you think that fish get thirsty? yes but for oxygen.
What is the opposite of opposite?Same
What word starts with "f" and ends with "u-c-k"? Firetruck
People always say that the future is uncertain then why do we take insurance policies and go for career counseling? Lol im too young to know that answer.
What color is a chameleon on a plaid shirt? plad....right?
What was your funniest moment in life? probrally tripping or something like that.
Does anyone ever vanish with a trace?i will have to goole that to make sure....
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? so you dont eat lumpy mold.
What disease did cured ham actually have?What is your deal?
Why are those "easy open" food packages never easy to open? Like i know, just ask the company that made them.
What is the one thing i would 'not' know about you at the first meeting? that im good at answering questions.
Do you think Tony the Tiger is sexy? WAIT WHO????
Did Adam and Eve have navels? no because they were not attached to an embilocal cord.
